don't buff my pylon

Prison slang for "switch over the telly".

I'm bored of this Eastenders omnibus! Don't buff my pylon, thank you.

by Peter O'Hanrahanrahan December 8, 2008

don't buff my pylon

Buffing someones pylon: purposely taking credit for someone elses work, something they did or made. Not buffing someones pylon: mentioning something someone else did and saying that they made it (Note: this has nothing to do with the word pylon)

Person1: Yeah see that over there I made it.
Person2: Dude your awesome at this.
Person3: Don't buff my pylon you asshat

by The Free Man September 27, 2006