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3. don't tase me bro
Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>
1. don't tase me bro
Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
2. Don't tase me bro
The hip thing to say after resisting arrest
Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!
4. Don't tase me bro
Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.
In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
5. don't tase me bro
an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.
"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"
6. don't tase me bro
something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased
Don't tase me bro, let me speak.
7. DON'T TASE ME BRO
Jackass. Tase his ass.
DON'T TASE ME BRO! *Guy tases him*
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