looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
" He's got no tiddly just joogle, you can't just goat duggle. Hammer and nail and hammer, something and expect it to grow! Beglat you've got these idiots... Sitting hernwhaga ehhhm, just sitting glawhahwaglahhh. What they're doing?"
"Now you've got my eyes covered with ice-en-ning!"
"...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know!"
"I dunno what's on the car! Haargh-di-ah you take points before, now you're asking all these questions!"
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!
2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!
3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.
Uly: (shaking Violently) "OOHHHHwhatsjdhANALWHOREsjdbFUCkkwhwqkjh"
D. Teg: "are you having a Fat Attack or a Don Vito moment?"