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1. latch-key kid
1. A kick ass song by Bad Religion
2. A kid who carries a key to the latch on there house door to let themself in because his/her parents are not home after that kid get home from shcool.
latch-key kid

"in this world today there ain't nobody to thank,
just blame it on the kids and toss 'em into the tank.
and if they yell for justice we'll hide them from the light
so that when they learn the truth they won't be scared of the night.
(1, 2, 3, 4)
put the key in the hole when you get home from school.
I'll be home by 8:30, your father will too.
if you cause any trouble then I don't want to see,
'cause you'll go straight to bed and you won't have no TV."

-Bad Religion
2. Shift Key
The key no one EVER bloody fucking uses. This key is normally ignored by morons, imbeciles, ignorants, dumbasses, shitbirds, and all around -twats-.
Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
See: GrammarPunctuation
People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"
Shitbird (someone who ignores shift): hi wasszup lol
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.

Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.
3. Key Club
Key Club is part of the KIWANIS Family (as well as KIWIN'S).

Key Club claims to do community service but in reality, it's just a bunch of immature high-schoolers who is lazy and does not serve the society. They merely joined just to make their transcript look good for college. Not only that but they often like to think that they are superior to KIWIN'S. (Please see KIWIN'S for more information)
Bob: Hey, let's join that club!
Jack: Nahh, I'm gonna join KEY CLUB!
Bob: Uhh, why? I heard that the club is barely active...
Jack: As long as it looks good on my transcript then I don't care!
4. low key nerd
I don't know...but can somebody research this phrase and post a definition soon...I'm starting to see it more and more on people's myspace and facebook headlines
I'm a low key nerd!
I know y'all can't tell, but I'm a low key nerd.
5. Don Quixoday
Don Quixoday is a celebration of all things Don Quixote. Regardless of his non-Mexican background, Don Quixote was sure to have loved many Mexican things, such as margaritas, coronitas, and tacquitos; as a result, Don Quixoday heavily involves all of these things. There is no set date for the holiday, but it should be celebrated no less than once every month.

History

The first Don Quixoday took place on March 29, 2008, in the West Apartment of John B. and Matthew K., the two founders of the holiday. Motivated by their fondness of Mexican delicacies and love for partying, these two innovative men decided it was time for someone to take a stand for what they believed in. Thus, they went out and bought tequila, margarita mix, chips and salsa, tacquitos, and a variety of other Mexican foods that can be found in any local supermarket. Next, they kidnapped the young men who would soon become their followers and follow supporters of the holiday: Matthew S., Jonathan K., and George A. Armed with a deep love of fun and a very limited knowledge of Don Quixote, these brave souls bonded together with a plethora of acquaintances for a legendary day of drinking, and Don Quixoday was born.

How to Celebrate

There are a number of key elements involved in having a successful and enjoyable Don Quixoday. First and foremost, the traditional foods and beverages of the holiday MUST be present. For more information on this, please refer to the Traditional Foods & Beverages section. Se...
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6. Low Key Stunting
Someone you see who has a lot expensive materials but you don't know their name or occupation but it is obvious that this person has money.
MAN 1: Who is that dude that is always driving that Bentley?

Man 2: I dont know. He's "low key stunting". I dont know his name but i know he got money.
7. No Key
Same as low key; When low key is too sketchy
If you are doing something you shouldn't be doing, and don't want to get caught, you will attempt to do it "no key", trying not to draw attention to your actions.
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