A bald pussy with just a little bit of stubble. Called this because it resembles the actor Don Johnson's facial hair in the 1980s TV show Miami Vice.

To pull a quick maneuver on someone while driving in traffic, it saves you time but pisses other people off.

Miami Vice was based off of Don Johnson's sophomore year in high school.

Don Johnson's barber attempted to shave him once. After fifty razor blades and eight quarts of shaving cream, he was finally able to remove his five o'clock shadow. This was all on his 3rd birthday.

Don Johnson's good looks are able to bend space and time allowing him to exist in multiple dimensions at once. Unfortunately, Heartbeat isn't popular in any of them.

Don Johnson hates to be called Crockett.

Don Johnson's workout consists of 50 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, and sex with your mom.

The gel in Don Johnson's hair is causing the polar ice caps to melt.

Don Johnson used to bottle his sweat and sell it to single men claiming it will attract women. The product was later renamed Aqua Velva.

Princess Diana's limo swerved, not to avoid the paparazzi, but to avoid Don Johnson's blazer. Even her driver knew it was sacred and dared not run it over.

Don Johnson stole Mother Teresa's virginity. He then pawned it for cocaine.

Don Johnson's nickname for his penis was the basis for Tony The Tiger.

When he first proposed to Melanie Griffith, she said no. Let's just say it ended poorly for her and she soon changed her mind.

While using cocaine, Don Johnson recorded 4 seasons of Miami Vice in a record breaking 12 hours. He won 2 Emmy's and was voted Teacher of the Year.

The first American National Anthem was actually Heartbeat...

Fisting someone in the ass, then wiping your hand across their face, leaving a dark smear reminiscent of the Don Johnson perma-5-o'clock shadow from Miami Vice.

a slicked back 80's haircut either teamed up with a mint green suit jacket w/ rolled up sleeves, a flesh toned shirt or loafers with out socks i.e. the worst or best part of the 80's

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.

a huge amont cocaine snorted within two or three hours of purchasing