| 1. | slut-faced ho-bag | ||
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Said in the film "Mean Girls" by Janis Ian when describing Regina George.
It insinuates that the girl in question has the facial apperance of a slut and she has the personality and vaginal wideness of a prostitute or "ho". Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more than that.
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| 2. | Don HoBag | ||
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A "Don Ho" with a bag on your partner's head with a hole for the mouth and eyes. A Don Ho is when you have anal sex with your partner with rings of pineapple around your penis. Upon completion your partner eats the pineapple off of your member. The girl in the bar was a little rough looking, and as a result I was pretty sure I'd have to give her the Don HoBag.
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| 3. | sto ho | ||
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sto ho - Slang for a stowaway whore. A sto ho is a ho that you don't bring out in public. One which you don't let your friends see for whatever reasons. A whore that you keep away in essence store away the ho.
You get the idea basically you can throw sto ho in anyway to describe a person You stupid sto ho
You sto ho The sto ho could not ride a bike The sto ho went to the icecream shop... but no one served her. |
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| 4. | ho-bag [hoe-bag] | ||
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n. 1. A woman of ill repute or other tramp, characterized by her utter lack of decency, class, and self-respect. 2. The "Other Woman." 3. A term of derision for one who flaunts herself shamelessly, yet is considerably less attractive than oneself. 4. A bag, often burlap, used to carry gardening tools, especially hoes. 1. "Delectable though she may be, Shug Avery is no doubt a ho-bag hoe-bag." 2. "I don't know, but once I find that ho-bag hoe-bag, I'm gonna cut off her head and stick it on a pike outside my house!" 3. "Oh hells no who that ho-bag hoe-bag think she be!"
4. "Blast! I seem to have forgotten my ho-bag hoe-bag in the garden!" |
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| 5. | hose bag | ||
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In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops! "I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"
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| 6. | 'Dina-Ho | ||
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A high-maintainence young woman from an upscale neighborhood or suburb (name derives from the Minneapolis suburb of Edina) with a constant need for attention who may appear attractive at first, but soon grows on one's nerves. Damn! I though this girl was good to go, but then I realized she was a 'dina-ho, and frankly I just don't have the will or the money to put up with her.
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| 7. | Angry eggroll | ||
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A female of Asain decent whom is put in a position of authority. While in this position she assumes several other "sexual positions" with multiple other "partners and bosses". While in this positions she gets angry at everyone who talks about her sleeping her way to the top of the buisness ladder. Don't get in her path or you will have chopsticks in your back. That ho bag wanted to get ahead at work so she became an angry eggroll. Man that angry eggroll is shiting on me hard. Damn that bamboo hurts when it's stuck into my back.
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