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A variation on dolt. Doh-tel
An already idiotic person who partakes in increasingly immature and pointless arguments.
Hey you pissed behind the freaking toilet again you fucking doltle!"
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"You're a fucking doltle."
"You're like 10 times more a doltle than I am."
"You're like infinity times more a doltle than the biggest doltle on the planet!"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are."
"Mom!"
by McGrouch May 19, 2005

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