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Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.
You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals.
by paul goldschmidt October 28, 2014
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A mental retard who is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock; aka tosha
by tohsa September 15, 2008
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flatulance from the penis.
Ted dolted and the entire room smelt like a sour sandwich.
by LangfordMan February 11, 2013
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A human BEing looking for meaning to their life, explanation of why things happen in our world, and a reason for waking up everyday with excitement to the possibilities that lay before us.
Tim you are such a dolt asking those silly questions.
by The LEO April 25, 2008
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A slang term for a male testicle.
Boyfriend: "Rimp my dolts."
Girlfriend: "Yes, darling."
by Hungry Robert July 20, 2008
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