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4.
Most likely the most intelligent of all animals, possibly including humans. These creatures relish in the fact that they can entertain the pitiful humans by jumping out of the water and hitting a ball with their nose. Personally I think that they're plotting a revolution.
If dolphins only had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.
by sean82fta August 14, 2005
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1.
When you attempt to enter the anus doggy style and she reels herhead back with a dolphin like "en en"
"I was going for the cornhole when she denied me with the DOLPHIN"
by Dagger May 08, 2003
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2.
A gay Shark
Dude is that shark doing back-flips to showtunes?

Yeah, that one is the dolphin.
by Dove de Phoenix June 15, 2010
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3.
1) The Smartest Mammal...ever. IMO of course.
2) A Football team from Miami who is the ONLY team to go undefeated. 1972 bitches!!!!
3)The School mascot in the movie 'Freaky friday' in which Lindsay Lohan starred.
4) Still the smartest animal ever....Monkeys..hah....
5) An RV brand
The 1972 Miami Dolphins won fourteen regular season games and three postseason games, including Super Bowl VII, to finish the season 17–0–0.
by Sheripper July 10, 2008
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5.
Any woman who has the ability ejaculate during orgasm to the point of squirting -- like a dophlin squirting water from it's blow hole.
Man, forget hunting cougars, I'd rather have a dolphin!

Cytheria is the most famous dolphin in the porn industry.

"Squirting 101" is a series of low-budget porn movies where frat geeks fingerbang a b-grade, pornstar, dolphin in an attempt to convince the public that they're really not geeks using the guise of educating guys on how to achieve this lofty goal.
by Tenacious Faulker March 05, 2009
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6.
a dime of marijuana (.10g) code word
i got a dolphin yo, wanna smokeup?
by staguitar September 05, 2011
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7.
The ninjas of the sea nigga, the ninjas of the sea.
Derek: did you hear that noise bob?

Bob: Ya, what the hell was that?

Derek: It ain't no chicken of the sea, those are dolphins boy!

Bob: say what!?!

Derek: ya, their the goddamn ninjas of the sea, watch your nuts boy cuz they'll straight cut them
off so fast they'll hit the ground
before you start bleeding.

Bob: that's straight up ninja!

Derek: And like ninjas, dolphins are mammals too, which means they produce milk from their breasteses. If you don't know, now ya know!
by Wreckshop February 10, 2010
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