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nickname for a guy when ossified drunk goes down on a woman @ the wrong time of the month,proceeds to wander around town drunk for sevral hours lookin like he got "pasta for dinner" all ofer his face.usualy refers to shane the ketchup man,heinz,or jim bob joe the saucy scrout muncher.

what happened shane last week!he was trolling round town like a fool like that for 4 hours.evry1 knew what it was.
thats what u get for growling @ d badger when youre krunked! we calls hom dolmio frum now on.he must have noticed!!feckless eejit!!
by fat man steve February 24, 2008

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A delicious Italian pasta sauce. Also an indistinguishable woppish scent that will never leave the kitchen.
Q: "Hey Ma, what the fuck is that smell?"

A: "Oh, it's probably that wop Mazz, he wreaks of Dolmio."

1: "Dude vinny, these scallions smell kinda funny."

2: "You doltish fag. We've been cooking up a storm with this fuckin Dolmio man, its DELICIOUS!"
by Bs4788 February 16, 2011

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A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.
Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

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A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.
Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.
by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

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refers to a 'fit' girl
badger is well dolmio
she is a dolmio lover
by master B November 20, 2003

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