Dole or Unemployment insurance, is money handed out by the goverment to lazy people he can't be bothered to work, correctly named "unemployed citizens" but more often called: Bums,Tramps,scabs,lazy idiots and dole scroungers. there are also people who claim "Dole" or Unemployment insurance fraudulantly, when they are claiming they do not work and secretly do, the correct term for theese people is "Parasites". The average "Dole" amount is given monthly and is around £40. Children who's parents frequently abuse drugs are often encouraged to "sign on" as soon as they turn the legal age and froced out of there money by thier parents to feed thier habit and this leads to the fraudulant claiming of this countries money and the tax payers money.
My Mum rite,yer shes got like 5 part-time jobs and she is like yer still on the dole. an my brother yer ees only like 7 and hes beeen dun 4 jrink drivin like 8 times. fock u ya fockin cont o no here comes the fockin ol' bill ya fockin cont
by mofucka February 24, 2005
Top Definition
Unemployment insurance; or, less commonly, any form of public assistance.
Since the company he worked for went out of business and he did not quit or get fired, he was eligible to go on the dole.
by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003
Australia: Unemployment benefits from the government. Known in the US as "welfare".

Also see "dole bludger".
Just heading down to the Centrelink to put in my dole form.

I don't have any money until dole day.
by Andrew May 13, 2004
1. Common word for the Unemployment Benefit. Basically, money for nothing.

2. A kind of Banana.
1: "I used to be on the dole, but after those WINZ fucks started bothering me every week, I told them to stick it up their ass"

2. "Dang, I wanted Dole bananas, not Bonita bananas!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
To give/deal. Can be (and often is) followed by 'out'.
I doled out slices of the victory cake to each of the club members.
by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005
Municipal or state social assistance, specifically welfare. Not to be confused with employment benefits, or "pogey".
People on the dole are so poor they can't even afford to pay attention.
by not_on_the_dole_guy December 10, 2006
Bob Dole
Bob Dole is a senator
by TheNuke January 29, 2003
A bannana
He eats Dole Bananas
by TheNuke January 29, 2003
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