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The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.
I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!
by Johnnnyboi February 14, 2008