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2. doinker
An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").
"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."
1. doinker
A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.
The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.
3. doinker
A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john Sep 5, 2003 add a video
4. doinker
a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!
a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???
5. doinker
The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker
Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself
by Doinker Apr 29, 2005 add a video
6. Doinker
A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)
"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"
7. doinker
A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.
Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.
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