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verb
1. Intercourse.
2. Poke.
3. To mistakenly bung up something.
1. Why do us guys only care about doinking, sports, and food?
2. I turned around and my wife doinked me in the eye with her finger.
3. While painting the walls, my wife kept doinking the ceiling with the roller. Now we have to paint the ceiling again. I hope we don't doink the walls with the ceiling color.
by InfoSponge November 13, 2004
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A pro wrestling Clown that ran in the WWF (now WWE) from late 1992 to early 1996. The gimmick was originally an evil, psychotic clown played by Matt Borne, best known for his work in Portland and in Mid-South during the 1980s. This Doink spawned several other Doinks. The second Doink, also evil, was played by Steve Keirn, best known for his work in Florida and Memphis with Stan Lane as the Fabulous Ones during the 1980s. These Doinks feuded with Crush (formerly of Demolition; real name Bryan Adams, most recently of the team Kronik). Doink started getting bigger face (good guy) reactions from the crowd and was turned face. Steve Lombardi, best known as the Brooklyn Brawler, took over the gimmick for a short time, until Gary Fall, aka Ray Apollo or Ray Licaccelli, took over the gimmick full-time. Doink turning face is generally considered to be the moment when the Doink gimmick lost its edge and its coolness. The addition of his midget sidekick Dink didn't help matters. The good Doink feuded with Bam Bam Bigelow, who deserved better. Other wrestlers who have donned the Doink disguise at one point or another are Jeff Jarrett, Shane Douglas, Dusty Wolfe, the Bushwhackers, Men on a Mission and Midwest indy workers Terek the Great and Truth Martini.
At WWF WrestleMania IX, Doink the Clown (Matt Borne) d. Crush with help from a second Doink (Steve Keirn).
by Jason Kreitzer March 29, 2005
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a lovable buffon who makes lots of mistakes. Sort of like a klutz but only verbally. Ususally only pertains to foreigners.
"doink. Thats not how you use that word."
by bunny November 13, 2003
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Someone who is an asshole or a Dick. Generally used when curse words are not appropriate.
My Boss is a real doink.
by Randy Smith June 06, 2006
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Doinking ranges from hooking up to having sex. It's a slightly more appropriate word to say in some situations.
Did Bobby and Jill just doink or are they just friends only?
by tearsintherain January 16, 2009
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an extraordinarily stupid person
what a doink
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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The act of hitting someone in the balls.
Dobson was being a dillhole, so I doinked him, and now he has ovaries.
by Moof September 03, 2003
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