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505. Dirty Tinkerbell
When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.
A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.
506. Pronking
To hold onto someones beer while they are doing something that uses both of their hands (using the bathroom, digging for money, etc). Can also be used to hold other things, but it's main purpose is beer holding.
Hey man, pronking? I gotta piss.

Dude, pronking, I can't find my fucking money.
507. Bustin' a McNasty
(Verb) A term used to describe the action of doing the raunchiest, filthiest, most disgusting acts of sex imaginable. The 110/100 on the disgusting scale. The magnum-opus of dirty sex.
Man 1: "So then I stuck my ball-sack in her shit-stained ass while she moaned for more of it! Then I pissed all over her!"

Man 2: "You were Bustin' a McNasty, weren't you?"

Man 1: "Hell yea bro!"

filthy disgusting shit stain piss slime anus raunchy shit stained balls mucus covered dick
508. fuckruck
Having sex with a girl, while she is throwing up. Usually doing her doggystyle while she pukes in toilet (if bathroom size permits) otherwise just doing her while she pukes.
Last night I was walking to my car after the party and I saw Sharon throwing up in the grass, when I went to help I saw Teddy fuckrucking the shit out of her.
509. TWEAKER TWACKD
TWEAKER TWACKD IS WHEN YOUR MAJOR GHEEKED ON ICE OR TO MANY ADHD MEDS YOU FIND YOUR SELF DOING LOTS OF POINTLESS SHIT SUCH AS CLEANING THE GROUT IN THE BATHROOM WITH BLEACH AND A FKN TOOTH BRUSH OR TEARING SHIT APART THAT ISNT BROKE TO MAKE IT BETTER WRAPPING CHORDS COVERING WINDOWS WITH BLANKETS AND 4 THOUSAND THUMB TACKS KUZ YOU THINK THE PIGS ARE WATCHN YA BUT NOPE YOUR JUST STRAIT FKN TWEAKER TWACKD
HEY DUDE I JUST DID A FOILEY IM ZOOTED AS FUCK YA GOT ANY DUCK TAPE I NEED TA FIX THIS SINK MAN ITS LEAKING LIKE A BITCH MAN DUDE YOUR SPUN UP STRAIT TWEAKER TWACKD!
510. Swierb
-Usually a verb; used to describe the act of a large man, shoving large objects in the asses of many, at one time.
-also used for the act of "sodomy with an iron fist!!", fucking a lot of people over at once, not giving a fuck in a way that fucks everybody else over, or just doing fucked up shit to people for the entertainment of onesself.
-There are few that can dodge being "Swierbed", but those lucky few usually find it hilarious and entertaining to watch others be "Swierbed"!!
-Undeniably, it is impossible to not to be entertained by a good ol fashioned swierbing.... like a train wreck, sucks to watch, but impossible to ignore!!!
"dude, i just got fuckin swierbed, after i cleaned the whole freakin bathroom at work, some fat kid who's stomach was upset from an overdose of whiskey and avocado's came in and shit all over the floor!!"

"Man, i i feel like i got hit with a freight train... me and 3 of my bro's got fucked up last night, and some bigass dude came outta the alley behind steak n' shake, and fuckin swierbed all of us... i dont think i will walk right for a 3 weeks..."
511. Fearless
Fearless is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them. Fearless is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. Fearless is falling madly in love again, even though you’ve been hurt before. Fearless is walking into your freshmen year of high school at fifteen. Fearless is getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again… even though every time you’ve tried before, you’ve lost. It’s fearless to have faith that someday things will change. Fearless is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can’t breathe without them. It’s fearless to fall for your best friend, even though he’s in love with someone else. And when someone apologizes to you enough times for things they’ll never stop doing, it’s fearless to stop believing them. It’s fearless to say “you’re NOT sorry”, and walk away. Loving someone despite what people think is fearless. Allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is fearless. Letting go is fearless. Then, moving on and being alright…that’s fearless too. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and Prince Charming's and happily ever after. Love is FEARLESS.
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