One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'
Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.
The inability to poop under "high pressure" situations, e.g. the person on the toilet is paranoid that someone is outside listening and thus cannot defecate.
Mate, what you doing in there?
(Bangs on bathroom door and proceeds to wait outside. 30 minutes later...) Mate, she's doing an Agbam!
Male: A southern white trash redneck who over uses tobacco products particularly smokeless tobacco also known as "dip" or "baccer" but also smokes cigarettes. Usually lives in a trailer park or shack and is very poor. Uses what money they have to buy tobacco or alcohol. Gets drunk/high every Friday and Saturday. Owns a truck with very large wheels. Will sleep with any woman and has probably slept with a close relative. Doesn't know what a condom is. Doesn't know what math is. Also probably cannot read.
Female: Same as male but got pregnant between the ages of 12 and 15. Usually can be found smoking in the women's restroom while skipping class. Gets into fistfights all the time. Cannot raise their child.
Female1: "I done did got pregnant when me and Joe got drunk a few months ago and did it in the back of Sam's truck."
Female2: "Ain't Joe your cousin?"
Female1: "Heck if I know"
(Both go into bathroom to smoke)
Male1: "Gimme some of that baccer!"
Male2: "Why don't you gimme some of that pot you got in your bag there?"
Teacher: "Children, quiet down! Now George Washington crossed the Delaware on Christmas Night, 1776..."
Male2: "Who the f**k is George Washington?"
Male1: "I think it's that thing they tell you to put on your dick when your doing a girl to keep her from getting pregnant."
Simply put, it's the combination of crysturbating and zombating. It is the act of masturbating in a public restroom, making moaning noises as if you were a zombie, but your also crying while doing this, due to being very upset about something.
That gross bastard Brandon took things to a whole new level after he got dumped by his gf. I found him cryzombating in the Wal-Mart bathroom!
A euphemism for using the bathroom, often employed when one wants his/her friends to think he/she was doing something important. Like an inside joke with yourself.
Person 1# 'dude, where'd you go'
Person2# 'important business trip'
Person 1# 'Hey! where were you?'
Person 2# 'long intense business trip
n. sweaty, disgusting masturbation. usually occurring immediately after exercising, working, or being outside in the heat. Becoming aroused due to being outside around bikini-clad women and having to relieve oneself immediately in the poolhouse bathroom.
After going for a three mile jog in mid-June, Stanley came back inside and did a swampjack.
Bill: Stan, what the hell are you doing on my laptop?
Stanley: A swampjack.
When you grunt, squeeze, and squirm to not shit yourself in the car, but you end up doing it anyways because there isn't a bathroom for at least another 10 minutes.
Kelly is the king of Jeego!