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Doily (doiley) 

Doily (doiley)
A doily is an elderly person, predominantly female, although some men, usually closet or repressed homosexuals fit the description.
Doilys are social misfits and hardly ever leave their homes before dark. They are nocturnal sleeping off overnight binges.

These persons are rabidly bigotted and hate anybody who is not white, christian and heterosexual and typically would vote BNP. (see also Wuggit)

Doilys are known for their alcohol addiction which fires ranting attacks en masse on anybody who disagrees with their extremist views.

To be labelled a doily is the ultimate insult to any rational sane person.


Doily (Doiley)

Margaret Rutherford wearing nothing but jackboots, pubes carefully shaved in a facsmilie of Hitler's moustache mistaking an AA meeting for a BNP rally and seig heiling the voddie bottle.
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green doiley 

When a leprechaun ejaculates into a tissue it becomes a green doiley.
I found Conor’s green doiley tucked behind my laptop!
green doiley by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018
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green doiley 

When a leprechaun eiaculates into a napkin.
Damn it! Conor left his green doiley on my laptop again!
green doiley by Lanaslayer January 17, 2018
Alone , by yourself .
Oh yeah , you Doley I will spank you !
Doley by Allergictocuffin May 15, 2016

On my doley 

Ride solo. Do your own shit
Y’all niggas slowin me I’m on my doley
On my doley by Niggergang June 17, 2019

Lloyd Doyley 

A professional footballer (and general legend) who plays for Watford FC. Can also be used as a marker for general perfection.
John:How's your cake Tim?
Tim:It's good but it's no Lloyd Doyley!
Lloyd Doyley by Estuary Hornet August 11, 2011

Holy Dooley 

Holy Dooley is an Australian term for an exclamation of surprise - similar to "Good Heavens", "My goodness" and other such remarks.
Holy Dooley by pearlygirl319 December 2, 2011