Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009

downify

to transform into a retard

Did someone downify Furt Kim because he is so fucked up.

downify by roflrofl12345 October 6, 2009

Dognity 

What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.

That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.

Dognity by Jace555 May 4, 2009

dignify

1. to confer honor or dignity upon; honor; ennoble.
2. to give a high-sounding title or name to; confer unmerited distinction upon
pronounced dig-nuh-fahy
Verb (used with object)

"I shall not dignify this insensitive remark with an answer"

dignify by Em93 September 26, 2007

dognity 

The canine equivalent of dignity.

Martin: Is that the Easter bunny or is it Eddie?
Niles: Oh Dad, can't you spare that poor animal for just one commercial holiday? These humiliating outfits must deprive him entirely of any true sense of dognity.

dognity by Matthew Lake August 2, 2007

de-dogify 

Removing all evidence you routinely have a dog in your office

Aunt M couldn't bring her cat to work until we de-dogify the office

de-dogify by psm2016 October 12, 2016