yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit
woman: *groans* ah baby i love it when you do that. push harder...
Guy 2: There's no way...you've never fucked any good looking girls.
Guy 1: I didn't say she was good looking, she just had nice hair.