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1. The Midnight Doggie
Having sex doggie style near the midnight hour and with such vigor that it causes the receiver to howl out like a dog.
I slammed my girlfriend with the midnight doggie last night. Her howling nearly woke up the neighbors.
2. Doggy Style Pile
Involves 3 people all participating in doggy style sex.

While one guy is boning the girl from behind, he is getting pegged in the ass by a guy or girl with a strap on dildo.
My life partner Gerry brought over his friend Sheena from accounting and we had a doggy style pile.
3. Naughty Puppy
The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.

My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.
4. Jug Ears
British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.
"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".
5. indian totem pole
when 5 or more indian males have anal sex while in a doggie pile.
(in some cases) the one on top is lit on fire.
running bear was pleased to have been on top of the indian totem pole.
6. slyder2me
sex position: Ur in lazy dog and the guy leans back grabbing the gals ankles, gaining leverage with legs together she pushes off and does the driving.

Saltcod: Hey, my GF and I tried this new hawt sex position. It's kinda like lazy dog but she did all the pile-driving. Redyls: Damn; that's slyder2me!
7. Sweater Puppy
A small dog held inside a hot chick's fall coat. Often sticking its head out, looking helpless, but really thinking, "You're not cute enough to get up in this chick's sweater and you know it! BUT I AM A LITTLE DOGGIE SO I CAN!"
Dude, check out the sweater puppy in that chick's coat!
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