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5. dogfuck
what you are a retarded piece of when you make a shit thread
<b>great thread, you retarded piece of dogfuck</b>
by spammer Apr 5, 2005 add a video
1. dogfuck
v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
The useless dipshit dogfucked all afternoon so I got stuck with his work.
by luke! Jun 10, 2004 add a video
2. dogfuck
A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.
You're a sad excuse for a piece of dogfuck.
3. Dogfuck
From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely
Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."

In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck
4. dogfuck
to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.
23:27 CitrousRapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogfuck his way into the stupidest shit
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