Dogfishing 

Putting pictures on a dating website of you and a cute dog, (that is not yours) to attract the attention of the opposite sex. Its like catfishing but with dogs.

Your dog is so cute you should let me playbwith it and than we should hook up.

Thats not my dog.

Shitttt that dude was dogfishing.

Dogfishing by Dickwine October 4, 2018

Dog Fighting 

The act of making two dogs fight each other...sometimes to the death. Fags participate in this ritual and retards are also known to take part.

Dumbass #1:"You see that gangsta over there?"

Dumbass #2: "You men the homie that wears his old lady's skirts when he's not around his boys?"

Dumbass #1: "Fo shizzle, he sets up fighting rings for dogs."

Dumbass #2: "Dog Fighting? What a fag."

Dog Fighting by FU1000Times!!! November 8, 2011

Dogfishing 

The act of intentionally unleashing (although feigning it occurred by accidentally) an adorable dog upon a group of unsuspecting, attractive, and easily susceptible single males or females to lure in (hook) an attractive guy or girl to attempt to catch the loose dog thereby creating a seemingly impromptu introduction that will hopefully lead to a first date with the unsuspecting party.

Joe: Hey, where's Mark at?!? I thought he was coming to watch the game?
Julio: Oh no, he took his dog Bear to the beach to go dogfishing.
Joe: Dogfishing?!? What's that?
Julio: Oh that's when he takes her to a crowded part of beach with tons of attractive ladies then he pretends that she somehow got off her leash as she runs towards the pack of women and they try to catch her.
Joe: Damn! That's pretty ingenious level shit right there....does it ever work?!?
Julio: Oh yeah, he met his first two wives dogfishing. Chicks always bite for adorable puppies.
Joe: Man, I got to get a dog!!!

Dogfishing by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

dog fighting 

the act of pitting two dogs against each other in a desperate struggle for retard fueled dominance

person 1: yo did you see that dog fighting

Person 2: ya man i heard that was michael vicks pit

dog fighting by yayerrr June 2, 2010

Dogfishing 

When you put a photo of your dog on an online dating profile in the hopes of improving your chances of securing a mate. Dogfishing is even more dog-fishy when the photo is of the dog as a puppy, though the aforementioned dog is now a full-grown adult and not nearly as cute or as likely to encourage potential mates to consider the dogfisher as a partner.

That girl asked Bernard how old his puppy was after seeing a photo of his dog on Tinder - little did she know, he was dogfishing and the dog was now 3 years old.

Dogfishing by triceratop July 4, 2021

Doxlighting

A digitallighting tactic where the release of personal information (doxxing) is combined with gaslighting techniques. The doxxer claims they were “forced” to reveal the information because of the target’s alleged behavior, or they frame the doxxing as “just sharing public info,” while knowing the real effect is terror and isolation. Doxlighting often follows a pattern: provoke, wait for reaction, doxx, then claim the doxx was a justified response to the target’s “harassment.”

Example: “After she ignored his bait for months, he posted her home address with the caption ‘She should be accountable for her actions.’ Doxlighting: releasing private information while pretending to be the victim.”

Doxlighting by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

Primal dudfighting 

An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.

Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!

(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)

Primal dudfighting by Poopfartdickyhead May 26, 2025