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dogmonkey 

The persistence of a dog combined with the cheekiness of a monkey.
That western gentleman is dogmonkeying those ladies hardcore
dogmonkey by graveson February 28, 2009
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Dogbook is essentially several groups within Facebook full of like minded Dog Enthusiasts. (Dog Snobs)
"uggh, did you see the drama in that dog group?"
"Yes, How could you not! It's all over Dogbook"
dogbook by Spookybpv October 13, 2020

dogmonkey 

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit
Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."
dogmonkey by Mike587 January 8, 2008

mushroom dogbone 

Codename for penis. The mushroom is the tip and the dog bone is the shaft and balls.
Jimmy was drawing a mushroom dogbone on his mushroom dogbone this morning.
Thing (project, item, etc.) that is uncompletable or undoable for any number of reasons. Like a dog that would bury his bone in the yard and forget about it.
That project is just a dogbone!

Go work on those dogbones, they need to get completed. They have been in production for more than 6 months now!
dogbone by Franky Baby May 12, 2006

Dogmonkey 

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on
Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car
Dogmonkey by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003