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A canine pet owned by a person for fun and companionship. It is fed, loved, and cared for.

A canine working partner owned by a rancher to help herd animals. It is fed, loved, and cared for.

An animal companion who shares living space with a yuppie or a dink couple. It is spoiled rotton and treated far better than many people. It serves in lieu of a child, is never disciplined, and is the favorite topic of conversation.
Samantha and her dog walk along the river each day.
by Tuna Wanda May 14, 2005
Your homie, pimp. Ya know, the G in your crib
Yo Dog why dont you fuck in yo nickies biatch?


YO fuckpants why you be fuckin' my dog.
by CJ011 June 22, 2005
Penis, wang, schlong, dick, head, One-Eyed Monster, trouser trout, trouser snake, cock, baby arm, dinky, hand held device, anti-lesbian device, cherry popper, weiner, reproducer, white army base, the banana, cream filled twinkie, one-eyed-purple-headed warrior, the handbrake, crotch companion, tadpole, larger clitoris, plain macaroni, private johnson.
who let the dogs out?
by ..-~*cate*~-.. June 05, 2005
A noise at one end and a smell at the other.
'I love dogs!'
'Oh I hate dogs! They're a noise at one end and a smell at the other!'
'Well i guess you could say that....:/'
by mousey1306 March 07, 2012
some random chinese guy's dinner tonight
(chinese american family)
Kid: Mom what are we having for dinner tonight
Kids Mom: our neighbors pet dogs
by pkielar69 February 08, 2011
I walked 2948723948723489327 miles yesterday. My dogs are killin' me.
by vesperay January 02, 2011
I highly unattractive girl that you would rather be sick than to makeout with.
Man, your girlfriend is such a DOG!
by hoods run free December 21, 2010
1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.
oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.
by CurvedMirror July 01, 2008