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1.
Pre-seminal fluid (aka, "pre-cum")
"Just be careful anyway - you can still get a girl pregnant with dog water!"
by buffalo patty December 19, 2004
 
2.
precum or pre-ejaculate
coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.
by wizzydoc May 20, 2007
 
3.
Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"
As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.
by dogh2o December 29, 2011
 
4.
Semen that contains no live sperm. Sterile men and men who have had vasectomies shoot dogwater.
That porn stud has come so many times today his balls are filled with nothing but dogwater.
by trogiblue March 24, 2011
 
5.
(aka) Labrador Water
When the water you're served in a cafe tastes like you've licked an unwashed Labrador. Caused by the glass-wear being washed with anything contaminated with egg sulfur.
This tastes like "Dog Water "
by beachedAS November 07, 2008
 
6.
a) NOUN - A form of 'A Priori' inert, knowledge which forms the basis of all Human Understanding.

b) The Christian Belief in Original Sin.
We are all born with Dogwater on the brain which is the basis for why humans can be sooooo mischievous !!!
by Colin Goodlad December 16, 2003
 
7.
The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)
Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...
by John November 25, 2003