The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.
1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.
2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.
the act of being suspect or in question. doing something that is widely ill-advised and/or straight stupid. a sus person can be any one of the following - gay, a snitch, a trick, annoying, weird, retarted, stinky, thirsty, "the feds", associated with the illuminati, fat, short, old looking but actually young, a social loser, a tag along, a friend that you are ashamed of, a mexican, pretty much anything that has a derogatory meaning to it can be put under the sus category.
you hear that song that josh made for that girl?
nah bro he's too sus, i dont fuck wit him like that.
Originally it means something that has rabies; such as a dog or animal. Can be highly contagious when in contact.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabies and created a vaccine for it as well.
adjective: used as a description of an event or action that is impressive or extreme
can be used interchangeably with radical or wicked.
-when something is crazy
-when something is awesome
-when something is extreme
It can take a deep tone to a situation or act.
Scenario: Skater does a crazy trick.
"Dude, that was rabid."
"Yeah man! You gotta teach us how you did that!"
Scenario: Kid fouls a player who goes flying in the air.
"Man, when you went flying I was just hoping you'd make it out alive!"
"Yeah, I know man! It was freaken rabid!"
Scenario: Kid shows drawing to friends
"Holy Skizzles! That's rabid, man!"
"How'd you learn to draw like that?"
"Yeah man, I agree that's totally rabid."
The most annoying breed of dog on our planet.
How to identify a Chiwawa:
#1 Does it look like it could possibly be a rodent from an alien planet?
#2 Is it shaking uncontrollably in the middle of the summer?
#3 Is it standing beneath a large dog, trying to trick you into thinking the large dog is the one barking its head off?
Dude, what is that stupid thing that won't shut up?
It's a Great Dane dude, with a nice little Chiwawa underneath.
One who is or seriously acts like a hobag, ho, fro-ho baggins, ho dangles, hozilla, hotastrophy, ho dog, ho ho, etc....
Man you are being such a Curtis, just give me a piece of pizza with out trying to trick me into throwing away the box.
the process of being manipulated by someone who is clearly ahead of the game and knows how to talk to you in such a fashion that gets you to do something the Mind Fucker finds either amusing or beneficial to themselves. This can be done to anyone ignorant/high enough to believe or fall for such trickery.
Example: (ran out of room in below example so i put it here)
sober mind fucks can include but are not limited to
complimenting you or acting towards you in a usually favorable way so that to the mind fuckee, they seem very trustworthy, or deserving of a gift such as sex, promotion, or other reward.
high mind fucks are the most common and amusing and usually consist of;more...
convincing anyone under the influence of any drug, alcohol, or other impairing substance, to do something that any sober person would see as obviously ridiculous. There are two usual objectives a high mind fucker will go for: 1. is to trick everyone else so that he can make food and eat it all to himself without any of the other people involved getting any. or 2. to make them do something ridiculous.
Ex: Guy a = Mind Fucker. Guy b = Mind Fuckee
Guy a: (in the most serious and convincing tone possible) dude did you know that if you take a hit and your body is all compressed you get higher?
Guy b: really? no way dude!
Guy a: Yeah dude seriously, that's why we have this dog kennel because that way we can climb in and it will compress our body because its so cramped and then when we take the hit we will get higher. (shocked) you haven't ever done that before??
Guy b: no dude i have never, is it awesome?
Guy a: (refers to a 3rd guy who will play along with it and make it more believable) it totally gets you super high right Guy c?
Guy c: yeah dude. its awesome!
Guy b: well shit... lets do it.
after Guy A immediately locking Guy b in the dog kennel and laughing with guy c. At this time videos and pictures are acceptable
The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.
Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".