|1.||suck it up|
A harsh term friends say to their friends so that they can feel superior and get their fragile friends to do whatever they're told. This is extremely annoying and hurts people deep down inside so it shouldn't be used unless you know it doesnt hurt them.
Evil: why are you crying?
Girl: My life is falling apart, my boyfriend dumped me, my grades are falling and my parents hate me.
Evil: Stop being emo and suck it up, jeesh, you're depressing me.
Girl: (sniffle) sorry....
|2.||Imports Suck ASS|
A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.
Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass
I guy who fights in what he belives in and doesnt suck up to the media (like hillary).
doesnt listen 2 any liberal assholes
critisized by many who wish they could be in his shoes
killed the evil fucker saddam hussain
helped the country during 9/11 crisis
George bush is the president.
|4.||sucked cock to the top|
A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.
Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"
Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."
a gay man having gay sex with at least 2 dicks. Onme would be his actual dick and the other would be the other GAY man's dick. SO basically gay means dicks with other dicks.
Some times you would have three dicks which would be an unusual but still very gay situation. To be gay, it doesnt matter how many dicks you cross with its just has to be at least two dicks. These dickls can be anysize,color or gender but to be gay, they must all be GAY.
IF all of these rules fail, the only other way you are gay is if you support or are a member of The New York Yankees
Elton John: Sup gay! How would i know your gay?
Derek Jeter: Cause i have a GAY dick
ELton John: Can I suck?
Derek Jeter: Yes. Remember, Im gay...I have a GAY dick.
A person who sucks and sucks.. they use you and then they move on when IT doesnt need you anymore or when IT doesnt see you on its radar....
you normally give them a kind helping hand out of pity because they are lonely and they seem harmless, but they will take advantage of you and in the end you dont even get a ....Thanks for all your help!
This is how they appear....
I dont have anybody here....i need help... without you i would be lost, i was supposed to meet a friend here but he stood me up so many times...
(Ohh dont worry Amanda, <<even though i dont even know who you are and i feel sorry for you...>> i'll help you find a place to stay, introduce you to people and i will be around if you need me, i know you are new in town and i will show you my hospitality )
Reeeeeally? ok then...I need thisss.... can i borrow that.... can i stay in your place for a while like.... every single day, can you come with me to do this, im sick do you have something, i ran out of sugar can i....
YES, ofcourse, anytime <<i would say>> until you finally realise, WTF you life sucking bitch!!
LEECH ALERT<<when you realise you are being invaded by leeches....keep them as far away from you as you can, when they come over, dont answer the door, when they ask you out, make up something like your toenail hurts and you cant go out, remember out of their sight and out of their minds, so stay off the places they normally visit, and they wont disturb you anymore, hopefully they will get the message and will probably find another naive person to suck on>>
Learn your lesson, and dont let it happen again!
Remember Karma will get their fucking sorry asses!!
|7.||that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow|
classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...
davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!