Abbreviation for "Doesn't matter; got high"
I smoked some harsh-ass schwag last night
Possibly the gayest class on earth after 7-8th grade (Pre grade 7-8 VERY useful class). A class where one has to over analysis ever little detail in a play, story, essay etc.
Marks are solely based off what kind of teacher you have. You can have the teacher that really doesn't care that much and will give a mark of 80%+ for doing jack shit. Or you can have the kind of teacher that over analysis' ever sentence of your essay and as a result will reward you with a shitty mark (eg 60%) Even though you spent hours on the essay.
The final years of English (grade 11&12 especially 12)is, for some reason, the most important class to take and is technically the only "true" prerequisite for university or college (being that you can get into uni/college programs with only English and no need for math or the sciences and every uni/college program requires English).
In conclusion, English class can either be a walk through the park or hell on Earth for 5 months. Either way it requires you to over analysis ever little detail in plays, essays, stories etc. and make up bullshited thesis' and thematic statements that no one gives a RATS ASS ABOUT. It will usually become your most hated class (doesn't matter what teacher you have) because of the overall stupidity of it and the lack of actual knowledge gained.
Average teenage male after reading Hamlet in English class:
ATM: Wow, that was the gayest piece of shit I've ever read...
High School English teacher conversation:
Class A student: Hey, what'd you get on your essay, I got 90%
Class B student: 60% and I spent 4 hours on it I have a HARDASS teacher
Class A student: LOL I spent an hour and got 90%, I think it's because my teacher doesn't care though lol....
After 5 months of grade 12 English:
Bob: Hey what do you learn in English this year
Fred: Nothing, just like the previous years.
a decongestant pill that makes you insanely high. You feel like you're floating on a cloud, your heart feels as if it is going to beat out of your chest and you won't be able to sleep for up to 12 hours. Objects in front of you spin and everything - music, noises, people talking - seems ten times faster than usual. Really wierd.
We got no pot? Doesn't matter my mum keeps sudafed in the bathroom cabinet.
A false sense of accomplishment or pride when what you have done has no meaning or value.
A superficial reason to feel good about yourself or something you have done.
Joe: YES I WON ROCKBAND!
Joe: Oh... well i guess it really doesn't matter.
Sue: You just accomplished nothing.
Used in a sentence: Joe got a SUPERFICIAL HIGH from winning Rockband
|5.||Bethel High School|
bethel, connecticut's public high school.more...
the current definition is wayyyy old. so here’s an update:
we got a new principal in like, 2008. she's known for her manhattan accent, photo-hogging, and acting like she knows who you actually are when she clearly doesn't. we also have two assistant principals for like, no reason. the town is firing teachers because of budget cuts. why don't they fire one of our 3 principals??
the administration is ridiculous. they think the kids who get a's in honors classes are all amazing, and the truants are the bane of the school- even if the "truant" is really badly sick and physically can't go to school and the "straight-a student" blows lines every night to stay awake and finish studying.
students generally aren't so attached to their racial groups like they used to be. it kinda doesn't matter what your last name or skin color is. now, social groups divide and merge depending on drug use, level of sexual activity, taste in music, sports team/club membership or lack thereof, and other such things. most people either don't have a set "group" or are parts of many different circles. in fact, the kids who stick to one general group of friends are considered to be "shy" or "strange".
The most fabulous people(or so they think) to ever enter (**insert your high schools name here**). Ways to become the most fabulous frosh---more...
1.)You must wear as little clothing as possible.Even if it doesn't fit you. After all, who will ever notice you when you wear just jeans and a t-shirt? Skinny strapped tank tops revealing bacne and push up bra cleavage is a must.
2.)At football games, you MUST be seen makingout with atleast one guy in the stands, preferably beneath the lights so everyone will notice you. That way when you get back to school on monday, you can make fun of all those losers(especially that one ugly girl who sits in front of you in science) and tell them how much of a thrill it was to makeout while your parents were three rows away watching your brother sit on the bench...
3.) When in doubt-name drop. It doesn't matter if you really don't the person who you're talking about, or that only way you are really "connected" is because he/she throws their lunch away in the same trash can as you. Just drop a couple of cheerleaders/football players names into your convo's and you'll be on your way to fabulosity in no time.
4.)You must try to use the words "bitch" and "whore" in every sentence. You muust also encourage others to call you a "bitch" because as EVERYONE knows bitch=the most fabulous thing that walks around in a mini skirt and Abecrombie thong.
5.)If at all possible, you must never rife the bus to school. School buses are gross and disgu...
Stalin was a hardass motherfucker who made the USSR into a major world power. And here is a little "fyi" for all of you ignorant pricks. Most of the countries who joined soviet union WANTED to join the Soviet Union, no force involved. You know why? Because Russia took up almost half of the motherfucking globe.Everybody knew that they sided with a powerfull ally.Remember the armenian genocide? Yeah, guess who saved their asses from the Turks. If it wasn't for Russia armenians would've been wiped out from the face of the earth.more...
Why do you think capitalists wanted Soviet Union to fall?
Because they couldn't stand the idea of another country being more powerfull then they are.And of course that's why they ranted about "oh communism is so evil". What's so evil about it? The idea behind communism is simple - "everybody is equal" Everybody gets the same privelages, no one is higher then someone else. When you were a middle class worker in Soviet Union at one time the goverment would GIVE you (for free) food, apartment, even a vacation. All of that for FREE, just because you were a hardworking citizen?
If you don't beleive me , research it... And now tell me, if you call that evil? Of course communism doesn't work perfectly in a human society because we haven't reached "that level" yet. But the idea is ideal.
And now take capitalism, if you want to talk about something evil. Capitalism depends on wealthy high class people, underminding the common folk. Therefore everybo...