Does not compute 

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

Does not compute by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009

does not spark joy 

A phrase for expressing dissatisfaction with or contempt for literally anything in a manner and style consistent with Marie Kondo.

Dude, where did you get this whiskey? It does not spark joy. I can feel my gastric lining deteriorating.

does not spark joy by AdenosinePush March 28, 2019

Does Not Match 

Mysteriously appearing in response to your user name, your password, your email, all of which you have entered correctly.

He typed his email for the fourth time, slowly and carefully, and again got the message: "does not match". He hit 'forget your password?' They could send him a temporary one, no problem. First, he needed to enter his email address.

Does Not Match by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020

Does not compute 

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

Does not compute by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009

does not work that way 

Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.

Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

does not work that way by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009

does not work that way 

A catchphrase most closely associated with FSTDT to counter a perceived flawed strawman argument - usually about the theory of evolution.

(Original post:) "why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human"

(Reply:) Because evolution does not work that way.

does not work that way by Dr Fishcake October 10, 2008

does not scrap her teeth

when a woman is talented at performing oral sex.

to suction without making contact with the pearly whites

wow! she's cute and she doesn't scrap her teeth, I'm in love!

does not scrap her teeth by miracle monkey boy September 2, 2005