| 1. | Does it offend you, yeah | ||
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I sweet a British electronic rock band from Reading, Berkshire.(England) * James Rushent – lead vocals, bass guitar, guitar, synthesizer * Dan Coop – synthesizer * Rob Bloomfield – drums, * Matty Derham - guitar, synthesizer, vocals * Chloe Duveaux – bass guitar, vocals Does it offend you, yeah sing, We are Rock stars, With a Heavy Heart, and a lot more songs.
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| 2. | dioyy | ||
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Acronym for the band: Does it Offend You, Yeah? Dude 1: "Dude did you get the new DIOYY CD!?"
Dude 2: "DUH!!11!!11!eleven11!one!" |
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| 3. | Scene Kid | ||
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A Scene Kid is a really pathetic loser, about 13-16, who follows current trends, or the scene, because they are insecure about their own identity and feel the need to copy others.
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At the moment Scene Kids typically dress like a cross between Emo and Nu Rave. Both sexes wear tight black skinny jeans, brighly coloured Converse and check/studded belts. Expect them to go 'punk rawk revolution!' in a couple of years time. Male Scene Kids wear tight band T shirts or neon T's with angular patterns. They wear wristbands showing all the gigs they've ever been to, have some kind of facial piercing and have black hair with a shock of bright colour, cut in the Emo style. Female Scene Kids wear 80's style clothing with clashing colours and patterns, big jewelery, ridiculous amounts of neon makeup and have pretty similar hair to the guys, only longer and sometimes backcombed. They listen to bands in the current disco/nu rave/post hardcore scene, bands that NME go ape about, and bands with copious punctuation in their names, such as Hadouken!, Does It Offend You Yeah? and !!! Scene Kids spend their days on social networking sites, such as |
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| 4. | Jamia Nestor | ||
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Jamia Nestor is the wife of Frank Iero, who is in the bands Leathermouth and My Chemical Romance. She co-owns Skeleton Crew with him. They got married on the 9th of March 2008. She is quite pretty, although the dress she chose for that day didn't do her much justice. (3AM...)
Me: Ok, it's offficial. The Shining is not scary. WTF do we do now? My Gerard Way obsessed friend: Let's watch The Black Parade is Dead! Me: I'd rather not. I think MCR suck now. I like MSI and Gallows and Hadouken! and Does it Offend You, Yeah? and The Birthday Massacre now. My Gerard Way obsessed friend: *goes all emo* Me: oh... FINE. (hour later) Me: Frank is so hot! I can't believe he's married. Jamia Nestor is the luckiest person ever! My Gerard Way obsessed friend: Ha! Me:...fuck you. My Gerard Way obsessed friend: awwwwww... |
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| 5. | UVA | ||
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The third best school in Virginia, behind Virginia Tech and The College of William and Mary. If your grandparents did not attend, and you are not of an ethnic minority chances are unless you give amazing head,or can pay for an admissions letter, chances are you will not get in. Thomas Jefferson didnt even attend you hell hole, and he really isnt your friend (NO MATTER WHAT FACEBOOK SAYS). When you down another school it proves how lame you are...don't be mad that your football team sucks. We love when you wear dresses and high heels because when your dumb drunk asses go falling down on grounds...we laugh our ASSES off. Oh and PS...your girls arent as cute as those Virginia Tech girls. The Lawnies...piss on each other and out of windows...and you call us Hillbillies? (And they are your honor students...cream of what crop?) I am sorry to offend you but lets be honest...Virginia Tech is the one and ONLY number one research university in the state of virginia...that means (if you can handle the math, and you cant pay a calculator) you are not that school. So excuse us while we go to our game and watch our team win in a sweatshirt and jeans...oh yeah and we are still hotter than you :) more...
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| 6. | East Boston | ||
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Know to Bostonians as 'Eastie.' A ghetto section of Boston. There are over "100 hardcore members of MS-13 in the neighborhood." For many decades, the Italian mafia ran shit around here. (They're still around) Today it is predominantly a Hispanic area. (Salvadorian, Columbian, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian, etc) Although Italian and Polish people live there too. People from Eastie have a distinct Boston accent. (Some words they say may sound like more of a Rhode Island/New York accent.) Eastie can often be affiliated more with the north shore rather than the city of Boston. Even though the best views of downtown are in eastie, in front of the ghettoest projects in all of Boston - Maverick. People from here usually overuse words such as: fuck, yo, cunt, slut, whore, jerk off, etc. (people here usually have a truck drivers mouth and don't care if they offend you to your face.) ME: "That girl looks like she's from East Boston"
FRIEND: "Yeah, she does look like a bitch." |
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| 7. | No-response Syndrome | ||
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The condition some people get when the person whom they are chatting to online does not respond for an extended period of time.
People with NRS will believe that the reason the person they are chatting to has not responded is because they were offended a statement the NRS-victim said. It is most commonly cured by a response from the person that wasn't responding before. Sometimes it can elevate to hole-digging, when the NRS-victim feels they've REALLY screwed up. This hole-digging in turn can lead to more NRS. This cycle can eventually lead to dementia. Typical case of No-response Syndrome
JaneDoe: My boobs aren't too big, right? JohnDoe: Haha yeah, your boobs are the biggest I've seen in a while? /no response from JaneDoe/ *thinks to himself* Oh god! Did I offend her? Did she realize I was being sarcastic? What if she didn't? Is she going to hate me for saying her boobs are too big? I've been really wanting to get with her, but if she gets angry, I'll have no chance. Maybe I should say something to show I'm kidding. JohnDoe: I was kidding, you know. Your boobs aren't that big. In fact, they're some of the smaller ones I've seen. /no response from JaneDoe/ |
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