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Spin Doctors 

Only one of the greatest jam bands in the world.
Such songs as..
-Little Miss Cant Be Wrong
-Two Princes
-Pocketfull of Kryptonite
Spin Doctors by spins_on_me December 22, 2004

Doctors in the house

When someone is hurt and someone exclaims "Is there a doctor in the house?" And two or more people stand up to answer that call for help, the group of people meet in the corner of another room and play an intense game of rock paper scissors to the death. The lone victor will rush in the room victorious to help the hurt person.
*person has a heart attack*
"Oh my God! Is there a doctor in the house?"
*Four people stand up(the Doctors in the house), look at eachother, and sprint into the other room*
*Two minutes later, only one man rushes in to aid the person having the heart attack*

Self Diagnosis Doctors

People who diagnose conditions without actually having a degree. While some people are proficient at this, many are not.
Steve - "Man, my stomach is really cramped up."
Self Diagnosis Doctors - "You probably have aids."

Niggas Can Be Doctors Too 

a true fact: that niggas can be doctors too
guy 1: niggas can't be doctors!

guy 2: yes they can! niggas CAN be doctors too!

Sickbay doctors 

Medical charlatans whose skills and attitudes are typical of the practitioners found in military sickbays and working for the Veterans Health Administration. They pretend to be able to diagnose and heal like other doctors, but are generally unqualified, incompetent, and lazy. Sickbay doctors lack curiosity and are usually ignorant of the latest advances in medicine. Most are simply inept, but others may use techniques, substances, or devices for the prevention and treatment of disease that are known to be ineffective and possibly dangerous.
I went to my local VA Clinic because I was suffering from severe cramps, a fever, and dizziness. Unfortunately, they sent me to one of their sickbay doctors who told me to take an antacid, and go home to rest. I later found out in the Emergency Room of my local hospital that my appendix had ruptured.
Sickbay doctors by M Mackenzie July 29, 2011

Doctors Charter School 

hell on earth. not much more than that.
"don't breath at doctors charter school, you'll get a detention. trust me."