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A med school graduate

Somehow commands a level of prestige in society beyond his means.
Person A: "I am a doctor"

by Pyro23 June 30, 2011
n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!
Child: "Wow! Doctors are so cool! I want to be doctor when I grow up, too!"

Mother: "ROFLMFAO!!!"
by superdawge October 01, 2009
Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...
Random Person 1: Where are you going?

Random Person 2: To the Doctor's office.

random Person 1: AHHHHHH!*faints*
by BeWareOfMe March 30, 2013
This word's usage is derived from shortening "damn right" to "dr" in internet instant messaging, which is of course the abbreviation for doctor. Occassionally it may be said so quickly and with so much aggression as to be pronounced "dotter".
Friend: Man, I really need to take a shower.
Me: Doctor you do.
by Goat City January 14, 2012
drug dispensing walking lawsuits that are less informed then the internet phones people use.
hey doctor can i have some drugs for the problem webmd told me i have...thanks.
by southernbell90 November 29, 2012
Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.
Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!
by Hawkington =]] February 02, 2008
In most parts of the world even without a well established public healthcare system such as India, a doctor is someone who attempts to treat illnesses in people, fix injuries, and give valuable advice. They seem gloomy, and deppressive because they don't want to get your hopes up only to have you reinjured again(and they don't want to get sued for giving bad advice).

In North America however they are exactly what most people associate lawyers with; shameless salesmen who just want to rip someone off for money.

This is very capitalist, and one can hardly blame the doctor if every doctor in the country is doing it, but really they are not even helping themselves like this.

Fun facts: Inability to pay medical bills are the cause of 80% of bankruptcies in America.

GP visits in America usually cost upwards of $250, while in places like Australia which has roughly similar $ value, and the UK which has a much higher $ value, GP visits only cost $75 tops, usually including medicine costs.
"I went in for a stomach ache and a flu, they told me to speak to the available surgeon, he wanted to give me a colonoscopy, which was not only completely unecessary, but would have cost me nearly $2000.

I told him I would have to check with my insurance company, and left."

You see Doctors in America are worse than lawyers these days.
by CocoabutterNapalm April 29, 2011