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18.
licensed drug dealer
Why get in trouble with cops and criminals when you can get your fix legally from a doctor?
by wazzlewz1 March 11, 2010
 
1.
Someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.
Doctors usually give up being caregivers when they meet people who provide definitions in urbandictionary.com
by diluted April 12, 2005
 
2.
A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.
Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?
by MMM_TAIYAKI March 02, 2007
 
3.
Doctor Who?
"I'm The Doctor",,
"Doctor Who?!"

BOOYA!!
by Srhktx September 16, 2009
 
4.
An alien with two hearts, resembling a human, who travels through time and space with various gorgeous companions that can't resist him because he's just so awesome. Battles evil aliens all over the universe and saves countless lives, civilizations, and planets.
I know someone who can help, he's called the Doctor.
by puny human July 10, 2008
 
5.
Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.
Because of medical malpractice lawsuits, medicare, medicaid doctors salaries are declining.
by Geoffrey March 15, 2005
 
6.
The man who will save the Earth.
"The Doctor is the world's only hope."
by Whovian November 17, 2012
 
7.
a total screaming genius, but humble and a little bit sexy.
man: how did you do that?
woman: is their a word for total screaming genius, that sounds humble and a little bit sexy?
Man: Doctor, you can call me Doctor.
woman: I see what you did there.
by Giant Whovian May 05, 2013