1. Gauze or tissue secured secured to the face in order to collect blood flowing from the nose.
2. Blood applied to the upper lip to resemble a mustache
Named for its resemblance to a "Dirty Sanchez", but involving blood rather than feces. It may (but does not have to) refer to a sexual act.
Rose sported a Dr. Sanchez in the hospital parking lot following her nose job surgery.
|2.||Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles|
This is a combo made up of theStrawberry Shortcake mixed with a Dirty Sanchez and an Abe Lincoln. What you do: Shave off your pubes and keep them within arms reach. While having sex with a girl/guy from behind, you pull out and spit on their back. When they turn around, you but them in the nose so they start bleeding then you cum on their face. Then grab your pubes and throw your pubes on their face. You have just completed a "Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles".
Doctor: Ma'am, what happened to you?
Women: My love gave me a Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles for Valentines Day.
Doctor: ... that's hot.
Getting your ball sack pinched while a doctor performs a physical on a male, from here sexual relations occur.
Friend 1: Dude, I just got back from the doctor, and I just totally got the Botkin.
Friend 2: Fucking sweet, how'd it go down?
Friend 1: Well I walked in for my physical and then the sexy doctor started to feel my balls for cancer. Afterwards, she pinches my ball sack.
Friend 2: No fucking way...
Friend 1: Yea, it happened. I then pull her head in and she starts to give me a blow job. Fucking EPIC!
Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.
Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
Proud ancient family name of very resilient people all over the world. Usually work in high places in government, finance, administration, and make the best doctors, lawyers, priests, royals, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists, kings and presidents. Also a synonym for intelligence, loving, bravery, important, teacher, healer, pride, royalty, mystic, tolerant, virtue, karma.
king, royalty, president, doctor, lawyer, tolerant, minister, karma, love, teacher, advisor, strength, pride.
Sanchez is the smartest person I know
Sanchez haters are usually racist and ignorant
|6.||Chinese Butthole Trap|
Tension has been building since your entrance of the doctor's office. You flinch as you ever so gently sit down on the parchment paper lined examination bed. You start having flash backs; a urologist and his handful of students fondling your sugarlumps in turn. Erection during an STD swab. Terrible fellatio. You could hear him/hopefully her walk ever closer to your soon-to-be victimized anal cavity. You surpass the inevitable paperwork foreplay--and amidst the unspoken and insurmountable hostility, your doctor completely submerges his/hopefully her finger into your butthole. That is your queue. You squeeze tighter than you ever have before. Tighter than the time you watched Edward Norton get sodomized in American History X. You don't cease the sphincter constrictor until the medical examiner has agreed to write you off as never needing another colonoscopy.more...
If your doctor fails to comply with the set terms, it may be appropriate to pull out the big guns. You tell the medic that there is a tape recorder set in the cabinet on the other side of the room; however, you both must trek over to the cabinet, as one, in fear of him/her losing a finger. Inside the doctor will find a recorder with a short synopsis of their medical career, and how much he has done with that index finger. Just when it starts to sound optimistic, it digresses to how he could potentially lose it. All of which is presented with the mood set by another tape recorder looping the Saw theme.
Originating in the quaint (Read: small) town of Squamish, British Columbia, the Foreskin Posse contains most people who are not circumcised (so anyone that still has their foreskin). As for women, they are members of the Foreskin Posse if they prefer men that are uncircumcised. The abbreviation is 4SP. 4SP people are typically more relaxed people than the alternative, and they also have more fun (it's been proven through years of surveys and government testing). On the other hand, the C4L (Cut for Life) typically tend to be more uptight than 4SP, and also are more often stoners (from my experience, anyway). C4L = Mutilated Penis.
"Doctor, what the hell were you doing in my house last night?" "Excuse me?" "Please doctor, i have have photographic evidence right here" (Holds up pictures of a hole in his basement wall that was obviously caused by me punching it when i was drunk) "First the beheadings in iraq... and now this! I'm on to you!" "...get the hell out of my office."