| 1. | doctor-lawyer | ||
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1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.
2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not. Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry." Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!" |
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| 2. | Sanchez | ||
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Proud ancient family name of very resilient people all over the world. Usually work in high places in government, finance, administration, and make the best doctors, lawyers, priests, royals, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists, kings and presidents. Also a synonym for intelligence, loving, bravery, important, teacher, healer, pride, royalty, mystic, tolerant, virtue, karma. king, royalty, president, doctor, lawyer, tolerant, minister, karma, love, teacher, advisor, strength, pride.
Sanchez is the smartest person I know Sanchez haters are usually racist and ignorant |
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| 3. | Toothbrush Proctology | ||
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Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.
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| 4. | Chait | ||
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A dark male usually of Indian descent whos occupation is either a lawyer, doctor, or 7/11 owner. "Thank you come again." Chait Said
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| 5. | jewness | ||
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How well a Jew fits into the Jewish stereotype. Does not apply to anyone who is not not Jewish.
Stereotypes include: Stinginess High intelligence having a stereotypical Jewish job (doctor, lawyer, salesperson) Circumcised Ahering to Jewish Custom Practicing Judiasm. Alec has very little Jewness as he barely practices Judaism, and is studying to become an engineer, instead of a doctor or a lawyer. He is a bit stingy though.
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| 6. | Foundary | ||
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A made up word by a lawyer, doctor, politician or festival founder. Lawyer, "my invoice for the defining the definition is included in the third clause of the foundary"
Client "What, $41,000.00??????" Lawyer, "it's all included in the foundary you signed" Client: "Oh, Damn." |
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| 7. | Mark Sheppard | ||
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King of Hell, ex-FBI agent, small-time smuggler from Dyton, morally ambiguous lawyer made president, pyrokinetic murderer, amazing actor, and a complete and total BAMF. Girl #1: Did you see Mark Sheppard on Supernatural last night?
Guy: No, but I did see him on an X-Files rerun. Girl #2: Really? 'Cause I saw him in a Doctor Who advert... Guy: Seriously? Damn, this guy is everywhere! |
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