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1. Doctor Loomis
The shrink who studied a young Michael Myers in the Halloween films. He was played by the late Donald Pleasance and was last seen in Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film was shot in Pleasance's last days. It is assumed Loomis was killed by Michael Myers. He is frequently seen carrying a pistol of some kind, from revolver to desert eagle, and seems to be the only person who is capable of understanding Michael's destructive power. After Halloween 2, he became scarred when he set a room he and Myers were in ablaze with gas in an attempt to kill Myers forever. He walks with a cane after the explosion as well. Also is the deliverer of The famous "Blackest Eyes" quote. He is one of the finest characters in horror movie history and will be missed.
Laurie, in tears: "It was the boogeyman!"
Doctor Loomis says solemnly, "In fact, it was..."
2. baby killer
anyone who supports abortion or actually performs abortions, especially a major pro-abortion politician or an abortion doctor.
"Obama is a baby killer"
3. Quentin Tarantino
The most deranged, infantile, misogynistic sociopath ever to walk to the face of the earth. There is a fine line between violent serial killer and genius, and this man was saved from a lifestyle of perversity by a couple of pretentious movies which base their success from confusing stupid film snobs into thinking his movies are "artistic expression" and by satisfying America's need for blood and destruction.
"Doctor, I have urges to chop off people's heads and make lamps out of them because I think it's funny"

"Diagosis: Quentin Tarantino-itis. Therapy: Make a bunch of fucked up movies"

"yayyyy!"
4. michael myers
Michael Audrey Myers is a serial killer from the Halloween film series. He is noted for wearing a white mask with no real expression (Some speculate his mask is an image of william shatner???) and a dark jumpsuit. He lived in Haddonfield, Illinois, and was convicted to a mental institution at a young age for stabbing his sister to death. One Doctor Loomis studied him and attempted to cure him, but deduced that he could not be cured, and is simply a heartless psychopath. Cursed by the Thorn, his goal is to kill his whole family, starting with Laurie Strode, his sister who is played by Jamie Lee Curtis. Myers is called "The Shape" in the script and credits, probably due to his tendency to stay in the shadows. His weapon of choice is a large knife.
Incidently, Michael Myers is not that comedian Mike Myers.
Michael Myers is a heartless killer. Mike Myers is a goofy comedian.
5. Jacknicholsophobia
The Intense fear of Hollywood actor Jack Nicholson, due to his goulish voice, and serial killer appearance. Qften causes lack of sleep.
(man)> I just watched "Anger Management", now nightmares make me restless, and i wake up screaming in a cold sweat.
(man)>whats wrong with me doc?
(Doctor)> Im quite sure you suffer from Jacknicholsophobia. Im going to prescribe you some lunesta, but the best cure is to just shoot yourself because he will always haunt your dreams.
6. yellow mega man
undercover phone call or text message for norco's. which is a pain killer like vicodin or ibuprofen.
yep, i just got back from my doctor's appointment. he gave me my perscription for yellow mega man & blue mega man. later tonight i will be super ultra mega man! i'm luvin it!
7. Watson 503
A generic version of Lorcet. 10mgs hydrocodone - 650mgs APAP.

Green in color and a very good pain killer.


I cut my own arm off the other day so I could go to the doctor and get some Watson 503!
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