Octophobia

fear of the number 8, this IS a legit and very real phobia.

"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Octophobia by M-HO March 10, 2005

Dickophobia 

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.

Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!

Dickophobia by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

Octophobia

The belief that October does not exist.

Some Octophobics also believe that the calendar goes straight from September to December.

"I do not believe October exists."

"That makes you Octophobic!"

"Wow.. Octophobia is everywhere.."

Octophobia by Rice_Bullets September 13, 2020

noctophobia 

The intense change of emotions that occurs when the sun sets. Often non-frightening things turn very scary when night approaches and you are laying in the bed. Symptoms include: imagining the broom in the corner is a serial killer coming to murder you, carrying around a baseball bat just to go to the toilet, and burying yourself beneath mountains of blankets so the horrors of the night do not get you.

Oh my word! When my phone vibrated on my dresser last night, I was so freaked that I bashed it in with my fist.

Wowzers, dude. You must have had a serious case of noctophobia.

noctophobia by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

Dolophobia 

The fear of eating tortilla chips because you might choke or close up your throat.

Nick is afraid to eat nachos ever since he thought a chip was stuck in his throat . He now developed dolophobia. We tell him is all in his head.

Dolophobia by BrianAries April 19, 2018

Dickophobia 

The state of being scared of dicks and sexual activity that involves a dick

That thot has dickophobia because her boyfriend is uncircumcised.

Dickophobia by Worm dance October 15, 2019

Octophobia

according to this person he/she fears the number 8, but if he/she had 8 cocks or 8 pussies in front of them, im sure he/she would get over the phobia of 8
"I suffer from Octophobia."

"5, 6, 7, ...AAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Source: M-HO, Mar 10, 2005
author M-HO

I have no octophobia, i love having 8 pussies in front of my face and fucking 8 pussies....

Octophobia by blthrskt July 24, 2008