Doc, aka Dr. Emmett L. Brown, Marty McFly's delorean-owning, time-travelling, crazy-haired, excitable mad scientist friend throughout the Back To The Future series.
"Doc, are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?"
"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style."
The best damn boots in the world.
With the fall of Doc Martin's (as they're now being made in China, and their quality is slowly diminishing) these boots have been making a steep rise on the industrial, skinhead and punk scene.
Steel toed boots made by White & Co., a family business that started over 100 years ago (1890).
They're considered the best in British military, police and work.
Full grain leather uppers, year welted constuction and set on an an original UK army last .22mm Commando Double Sole, reinforced with screws.
These boots are made for kicking ass and blazing through the backstreets of the city.
I wear my Gripfasts every day.
Mall goth: omg thos boots r so kewl, were did u git them?!?!!?!11!? hot topic@?!2/!?!?1
Me: ::Proceeds to kick the shit of out him with my Gripfasts.::
an old man who is the principal of a school. most often a civics major. enjoys giving mass detention and punishing students for seeking out a full code of conduct.
yo doc faz, we got that copy of the code of conduct from adipietro, what now!?!?!?!?
yo doc faz i ain't goin' to your detention, deal with it bitch!
yo doc faz i gave your wife a strawberry shortcake!
incorrect spelling of Dr. Marten's. Commonly used by posers who don't own a pair. If they did they would be the wrong size because they wouldn't be able to figure out the us - uk shoe size difference.
Duh! I cant spell Dr. Marten's. I spell it Doc Martins. But I can spell urbandictionary.com. Why are these shoes so loose?
|26.||mike tyson's punchout|
BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Super Macho Man
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"
|27.||Popes With Attitude|
An excellent gang of masterful rap artists. Members are Flame Pope, Doc Pope, Bird Pope, Child-lover Pope, and Slut Pope. They hate the jews, and are believed to be responsible for bringing ideas of the "Neo Nazis" to America. They would love nothing more then to send all of the jews to Germany and start up the ovens again.
Child-lover Pope died of AIDS in the early ninties, and it is believed he contracted the disease from a contaminated minor.
"Yo homie! Lets go back to my place and put on some P.W.A. while we join the Neo Nazi forum."
"Bwooo, popes with attitude! Bwoooo, popes with attitude! When something happens in southern Italy, nothin happens, it's just another pope dead! Straight out the Vatican! Crazy motha fucker named Flame Pope, in a gang called Popes with attitude!"
|28.||measuring tape in her purse|
A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.