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doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening
If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!
doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

dobler dahmer theory 

A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.
Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the dobler dahmer theory.
Word of the Day on October 19, 2023

Ring Doble 

Is the acction of licking and sticking ones tongue in and around the anus.
"Ow, mate i had some good Ring Doble last night off this lass"

"Bend over that sofa there, im going to perform the skill that is Ring Doble on you, you Dirty bitch"
Ring Doble by DunkTheSpunk June 24, 2009

Dobbleschnanker 

A large and foul smelling shit, placed next to a person as they sleep so that the smell wakes them up.
Jimmy: what the fuck, that smells like a Dobbleschnanker!
Dobbleschnanker by Dobblesnoob November 13, 2020
Uterly useless and worthless. Describes a person incapable of completing a task or an object that serves no purpose.
You're as dooless as Ashlee Simpson's microphone.
dooless by J. Walt February 13, 2007
An indoor cricket term for being dismissed by a bowler with a custard arm - one of the most embarassing forms of dismissal a batsman can experience.
P1. What happened to your score Justin, did you get out?

P2. Yeah (hanging head in shame), I got dobled!
dobled by Uncle Fitz February 6, 2010