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Glasgow has always had a Catholic/Protestant divide, traditionally Celtic are associated with the Catholic side, Rangers with the Protestant.
Protestants hold in high regard King William of Orange. Therefore to a Celtic fan, they may be "Orange Bastards."(or basturts to use the local dialect).
Add the word "Dirty" to the beginning of the phrase and you have, "Dirty Orange Bastard" the initials of which form "DOB", which is where the widely-used Glasgow phrase "Dobber" originates from. Which, yes, means that if you're a dirty Rangers fan, and you call someone a dobber, you're slagging yourself. Up ye, and mon the hoops!
Check the nick of this dobber!
by Mon the Hoops February 22, 2006
 
1.
Another name for the dick
geeus a gonk ya dobber
by willy wonka October 03, 2002
 
2.
A male penis or a dildo
"look at the state of that dobber"
by Speirsy September 10, 2005
 
3.
A fat northen male or female who live off Greggs, always seen wearing tight leggings and Everlast Tee shirts. The whole family look the same, hence 'look at those fucking dobbers!'
fat dole scum, smokes rollups and waddle when they walk, they even have tits on there backs as there so fat, 'What a pair of dobbers'.
by copeulation March 13, 2012
 
4.
Dobbers, a powerful phychoactive drug, has many effects, which include, but are not limited to: Uncontrollable fits of laughter, general coordination loss; especially with balance, and increased appreciation of Starbucks, vision problems (may include walls not appearing, which can lead to collisions), and general giddiness. A Dobbers overdose can occur, and the symptons include laughter which reduces the victim to tears, and collapse onto the floor, writhing hysterically.
Yo man, this Dobbers shit is so good, im trippin balls right now bro!
by Drugged Out April 06, 2008
 
5.
1. Dobber , dobbing , dobbin' :- something 'big' - big headache, big penis, big idiot, big fool
1a. England:- A 'dobber' is a large marble (small glass coloured balls kids used to play with)
2. Australia, NZ (?):- to 'dob' someone in means to squeal on someone, to expose them, tell on them
I'll match my blue dobber against your medium stripey marble.
by yewtopia December 19, 2007
 
6.
inventor of all things, creator of the world. should you talk about it, he made it. he was there when time began. a source of any and all knowledge required.
Dobbers, have you seen this item??

Well yes, i invented those you know...
by whosthatthen April 08, 2011
 
7.
Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.
"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"
by Ian Chode January 18, 2005