|1.||Do you pay for porn?|
similar to Do you like hobbies? , a phrase intended as a conversation starter in an awkward conversation, that really just makes the conversation more awkward.
Person 1: these are good burgers
Person 2: i know, right
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 1: So, do you pay for porn?
Person 2: wtf?
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
The only form of pornography with a story line, Is Anime,
In Japan it's called H-Anime, because Hentai in Japanese is Pervert.
Hentai is the only kind of pornography where it isn't change position and anything can happen. Be it giant robots with sex toys for arms raping little kids with G cups, it can happen, and is legal if you pay the premium. Imagine any fetish you'd like, you can have it. You can have lesbians who can transform into giant penises and rape aliens with boobs that rotate with disco lights, it's possible. So next time your horny, go to the store and buy hentai. It's guaranteed not to be full of minge and disgusting losers, it's guaranteed to be of high quality, artistic, and emotional. Sometimes I watch hentai for hours, and cry instead of jack it. Hentai is just the most entertaining of any entertainment in the world.
Good Hentai Series - Beat Angel Escalayer - A perverted male is having sex with one of his teachers on the roof of a building when a girl known as escalayer flies by in a suit. She convinces him to have sex with her in order to charge her doki doki dynamo so she can become escalayer and shoot laser beams. Before they had the male, her android with green hair had lesbian sex to charge it so she could defeat the group that is trying to take over the world. This group wants the doki doki dynamo for their own gain, and in order to get it, they clone the girl with it and steal it from her, they do this by making the clone transform into a male with a giant penis about 3 feet wide and 6 feet long which has sex with her and cums all over her body, in addition there is so much cum she gets it all over her body. Basically a really good series. 3 Episodes.
written porn that you can masturbate to. ok... ots obvious that you looked this word up just to find something to jack off to, so this is my best shot. ;)
This is my best shot at literoticamore...
I was home alone and incredibly horny. All I wanted was to be fucked, and hard. I tightened and relaxed my pussy lips… longing for a big hard cock to fill me up but my boyfriend was out playing basketball with his friends and I couldn’t get my mind off of cock. I decided to do something that I hadn’t done for a while: masturbate the fuck out of my swollen clit. Oh god, I remember the days of getting all sexy and fucking myself into a trembling orgasm. I knew that nobody would be home for a while so I stripped down into my lacy thong and leather corset.
I found a wooden spoon in the kitchen and thought that I would do something that I had never done before. I was home alone and horny as fuck, so my pussy started to feel tight at just the thought of what I could do with the spoon. I layed down on my back in the middle of the living room’s soft white carpet and slowly slipped of my panties. My legs got Goosebumps as the soft lace kissed my skin. I grabbed the wooden spoon and slapped it into my right tit until it began to tingle. Fuck yeah! It felt so good. Then I slapped the spoon into my left titty. My nipples pulsed and were hard enough to see through my leather corset.
By now my pussy was wet. I spread my legs wide apart and then began tapping my clit with the spoon. My pussy juice was getting absorbed into the wood. I took the spoon and licked off all of the liquid that I could taste and went back for more. Harder, Harder, HAR...
1. To refuse receiving anal sex after previously making a commitment to do so. To insure anal for their partner, only to later back out in the sack. Perhaps she/he takes it in the ass VERY briefly before rejecting the penetration; usually either out of discomfort or humiliation.more...
Consequences of being being openly upset over this deception will often exacerbate the situation. :(
2. The official stand of a woman not to do anal. Not even on special occasions like your birth day, to celebrate an achievement of yours or to "make up" after she makes a critical mistake in the relationship; Disciplinary Anal in the last scenario.
3. To trade sexual favors for ANYTHING, but never doing what was promised. To break a perverted verbal contract.
4. When you pay a prostitute for something special and they don't deliver. The offense of of anal insurrection is not punishable by the law, but if you have connections with organized crime you could get "reimbursed" in some way.
Email is another way of communicating in the Internet. It stands for electronic mail, and that's correct, it's like mail, but in the computer! Sometimes you get spam, in forums you get updates from them. You can write messages to each other in email.
Email is kinda like forums, except there is nobody to use the ban hammer on you or your friend, but you have to wait and there's nobody stopping you from posting porn, sending viruses, and posting spam.
Email is usually the best way of contacting somebody, since you do not pay to send an email or get an email, except for electricity bills.
|6.||Case Western Reserve University|
Synonyms: Fear, Frustration, Work Overload, Revenge of the Nerds
Antonymns: Fun, Relax, Enjoy, Hot Chicks
Case Western Reserve University is the most frustrating learning environment in the world. From students to the administration to the city of Cleveland, everything is a mess.
First, lets start with the students. Socially, Case students model themselves after the South African apartheid system. The nerds band together from day one and form their own environment of anime, DDR, study parties, computer programming, and lord knows what else. Then, there are the normal people. Once in a while, a few of them will become friends and have fun at Case by not paying attention to what is going on around them. Everyone is always ugly and pissed off about classes or the weather. Nothing done by the administration ever solves any problems because both groups want everything different. For example, normal people may want a new gym while the nerds want a new computer lounge equipped with megaplex59625 video cards and 92 ultrabytes of RAM, so the administration responds by erecting a giant obelisk in the center of campus.
You might laugh at that, but that is seriously what the administration does. When confronted with a problem, they come up with eleborate and costly solutions that don't work anyway. For example, students didn't like the cafeteria food, so the administration spent $500,000 on a new diner. However, it used the same food made in the cafeteri...
When incompetent overpaid fuckbitches like Kyle here fail to make enough money for their employers to make it worthwhile for said employers to pay for their websurfing and porn searching, and are then bangalored in favor of even more incompetent but underpaid fuckbitches being paid an eighth as much, the event is called offshoring.
A: I hear IBM is offshoring 11,000 jobs to that shithole India.
B: Afraid some Indian's going to do your job as well as you at an eighth of your salary?
A: U-S-A! U-S-A! DOWN WITH GLOBALIZATION!