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1. So I heard you like cheese.
So I heard you like cheese is a commonly-used catchphrase by many people. Many people who use it eventually lose their sanity. It is unknown how it makes people lose their sanity, but there are currently two main possibilities.
1. The word's order somehow makes the brain malfunction until many brain cells die, making the person mentally insane.
2. People who say it are already insane, but insane in a way that makes them say this strange sentence.

People who say it who aren't insane usually say it as a joke, to annoy someone, or they actually want to know.
Person 1: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Person 1: (Brain Malfunctions) Cheese shall rule the world and kill us for eating their children!

Person 2: He's insane.

Person 3: So I heard you like cheese.

Person 2: I think you're insane.

Person 3: No, I just want to annoy you.
2. Do you like cheese?
The best pickup line a guy can ever use.
"So, uh, do you like cheese?"
"More than almost any other animal by-product."

-- She's the Man
3. I like cheese
The phrases "I like cheese" is most precisely used to point out a comment that was relevant some time in the past but is not relevant in the current context. It evolved over time to also point out any non-sequitur comment.

This was started during a discussion between two students at Gustavus Adolphus College in St. Peter, MN. The one student (from Minnesota) called the other student (from Wisconsin) a "cheese head". The conversation continued on to other topics and the "cheese head" comment was long forgotten. Several minutes and topics later, the student from Minnesota (likely feeling the pangs of guilt for the forgotten insult) turned to the student from Wisconsin and said, "I'm sorry I called you a cheese head. I like cheese."
Dora: What do you think about the current election year?
Kris: I think that both parties have a lot to be desired.
Jenny: Speaking of parties, there is one tonight at the Kappa's house!
Becky: Cool! Maybe we can get in for free!
Scott: Let's ask Matt!

Travis: I hope Ron Paul wins.

(dramatic pause while everybody looks at Travis)

Matt: I like cheese.

(everybody but Travis): Hahahahaha!
4. From-Unda-Cheese
A slang term referring to the idea of an old, non cleansed area underneath a males penis. Usually, From-Unda-Cheese is used as a deragotory term to insult or make fun of a boy who doesn't wash his genitals, or even shower at all. The word can also be used to play a joke on a female or male because when said quick enough, it sounds like Fromundacheese... which could quickly be interpreted as a type of cheese.
1) "Eww... hes got some serious From-Unda-Cheese, I can fucking smell it."

2) "Hey Katie!"
"Yeah?"
"(laughing under breath).. Do you like Fromundacheese?"
"What's That?"
"It's a kind of cheese, it's really tasty on macaroni."
"(decides to act like she has eaten it before),,...Yeah! Its my favorite kind of cheese lol."
"(starting to crack up)... lol cool..."
"What's so funny??"
5. famunda cheese
A special cheese created in warm, moist environments. It has a cottage cheese like texture and a stronge smell like that similar to blue cheese.
Troy: heh, do you like famunda cheese?

Stupid boy: don´t know, where´s that from?

Troy: Famunda yur balls!!!
6. swiss cheese fuck
verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.
Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.
7. Turd Swatter
A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.
you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*
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