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Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!

ALL ABOARD!!

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

BTG is the official abbreviation for BaraTittie Girls

The BTGS are a group of myspacers who dedicate a large amount of time in their lives to talking on Jack Barakat's comments.

They met many months ago on one faithful night...the night that Baratitties himself commented back.

And since then they have gained new members and become a close knit family, bound by their love for one hairy, silly, Lebanese man...JACK BARAKAT

now here are the BTG 10 Commandments

The 10 Baratties Girls Commandments.

1] If a hater starts something NO attacking/responding back. Completely ignore them.
2] Say the Jack prayer every night before you go to bed.
3] Never disparage Jack Barakat or any other member or affiliate with All Time Low.
4] Never go more than an hour without using the word "dick" in some way shape or form.
5] Harass Trace Cyrus and the rest of Metro GAYtion.
6] Know the boner song and my dick taste like applesauce song by heart.
7] Can not stop commenting Baratitties(unless he says so) after getting BTG title. If you do, title will be denounced.
8] You know and respect every btgs life goals, whether they're cr33py or not.
9] Love each of your fellow BTGs.
10] Don't be a bitch.

You are automatically one if you express any opposition towards the British National Party, however large or small your opposing oppinion may be.

The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.

Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?

Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).

1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.