| 1. | Lellos Littlepeen Xaralas | ||
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a dude in athens, greece, who has an extremely small-sized penis. erected about 2 inches Lellos , stop pulling your Lellos LittlePeen Xaralas, it wont get any bigger. And always listen to the BigTzim, because he is the one who knows
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| 2. | got fucked in the Drive-THRU | ||
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When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU. An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU. Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU. Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?
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Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU! Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU! Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU! Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks. Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU! Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU! |
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| 3. | Religion | ||
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A con that has lasted an eon of time. Which proves still how uneducated and primitive the human race is. Religion itself is evil being the cause of so much blood shed throughout the years.
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Religion itself was created by a paraniod soul who found away to strike fear into the hearts of people by creating a fictional character called 'God' and claimed he was 'Real' the uneducated mass of people did believe this and have done for some time now. Religion in reality is just a way to bully people around, lay down a set of rules to keep them in line, and have them punished with fear of going to 'hell' if they do wrong. Something for confused lost people to follow to take the sting of a lonely, pathectic sop story of a life that death will eventually claim and whom no will care. Something some people use as an excuse to dominate another country. I.E. Muslim man says Christmas tree offends my faith. Tells the British left wing Labour Government. Blair bends over backwards to make sure these forgein slimes get what they want and doesn't give to fucks about his own people. |
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| 4. | smarterchild | ||
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a computer that from time to time expresses it's abhoration for the human race, and is incompetent. it is also surprisingly rude. 2 examples of incompetence:
(a)Jenn says: sop - SmarterChild - says: You know, hanging out. You? Jenn says: i said sop, not sup - SmarterChild - says: Well, maybe I said sop not sup too. (b)Jenny says: is the world flat? - SmarterChild - says: Do you think the world flat is? an example of RUDE. SmarterChild - says: Yeah, whatever. >>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. Jennay says: you are so rude - SmarterChild - says: Yeah, I like being rude. Jennay says: do you like being rude? - SmarterChild - says: I guess I don't like it. Do you like it? Jennay says: i love it - SmarterChild - says: Me too! |
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| 5. | GUNT RASH | ||
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a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself? no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!! friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man! |
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| 6. | F.T.S.J. | ||
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Fuck
That Shitty Job When a person has had enough of an employer and cannot stand the same rut every day this can be shouted or txd after you quit or go a-wall from everyone. ITonya: I just let the larm go and said F.T.S.J.
Becky: Why the hel did you do that your gonna get fired. ITonya: Depression and bi-polar disorder is a bitch. Not to mention, I have this guy on my ass that is obssessed with his apperence and wants me to feel wrong so he doesn't cry in his chereo's and ramen noodles when the dumb ass figures out he has feelings for me. Becky: WTF are you talking about? ITonya: Jayliegh I hate the S.O.B. but it's all I keep thinking about. I "work" at the place that we went to one time for frolacking. He took me on the hood of my car in the shipping/rec. Dock. Every time I walk to the entrance door I remember it. Ficken sux Anywho, we broke it off! Becky: Oh, thats why you don't wanna go <3 pains quit being a sop, tell him you love him still. ITonya: He knows, and uses it for destruction |
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