| 1. | Do I smell popcorn? | ||
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January 23, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
Phrase uttered when you have passed a particularly pungent bubble of gas that you are so proud of you want everyone to take a deep whiff. We all knew we were in trouble when Amber asked, "Do I smell popcorn?" we just didn't know that it was lethal.
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| 2. | Larry Chair | ||
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Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions. Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?
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| 3. | Flatucense | ||
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A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works. Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.
I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead. |
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| 4. | asspurren | ||
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The motorized flatulence effect, typically with resonating vibrations, gained from eating to many refried beans with your chili or similar foods. Jand: What was that sound and vibration, was it a cat?
Dick: No I was just asspurren after eating at the all-you-can-eat Mexican buffet |
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| 5. | Green Jellybean | ||
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When an older girl acts flirtatiously with a younger boy whom she would never actually hook up with, he is her green jellybean. The senior girl was sitting on the freshman boy's lap and they were holding hands. Although the green jellybean wanted some action the senior girl was simply a tease and would never fulfill his desires.
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| 6. | Cuzarr | ||
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A awkward six legged beast with three heads. This creature causes all living creatures around it to become tense and therefore to have a higher propensity to consume alcohol. Other characteristics of this creature include hairy nipples, a compulsive gambling addiction, and the enjoyment of the smell of raw fish. This creature is an undesirable pest and difficult to get rid of. They make atrocious pets. The only way to kill this creature is to stab it in the gouch with a dismembered whale penis. DO NOT FEED IT POPCORN.... it will initially enjoy the salty treat, but will then become agitated and pull out the teeth of an elderly man and force it to eat milk duds.... I fed popcorn to a Cuzarr at the bowling alley and had to start drinking because I didnt have a ribbed vibrator on me.....
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| 7. | Dreamcorn | ||
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Popped corn kernals thusly smelled by someone far away, and remembered a time later. See: The Flood "I smell popcorn, I swear I do."
"Or maybe you're just dreaming..." *Ten minutes later* "Yay! Popcorn!" "Popcorn, or should I say DREAMCORN!?" |
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