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Going on a double date with a friend and their boyfriend/girlfriend , and you get paired with someone who is the friend of your friends girlfriend/boyfriend. However, you usually haven't met them before or you are not attracted to them. You do this so the friend of the gf/bf doesnt feel left out in anyway or because your friend needs support on their first date with a certain girl or boy and won't go alone. Person A: Yo why was you at the movies with that Ashley girl ?
Person: Man, I don't even know her, I was on a Favour Date ! |
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| 2. | Wannabe | ||
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A wannabe :
an individual who tries really hard to be someone their not, often by copying others those little kids that shop at tammy. they buy those black flared pants saying "bad girl" and then claim their goth
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| 3. | emo.twat | ||
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emo kid twat
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emo kids are very easy to spot because they are all clones. this is what defines an emo... .emos NEVER ever admit to being emo, except ot other emos already in their confidence. .not all emos cut themselves but if they don't they will definitely pretend to. Wristbands hide the scars. .you can't be blonde and emo. emo kids with any light shade of hair or red hair die it black. .it is very emo not to have you hair died professionally. true emos use boot polish. .emo clothing follows fashion trends (such as stripy tops/socks) closely as many emo girls are actually sluts... .emos wear converses. always. Its like, the law. .emo clothes usually have to be predominantly black.after that any colours are okay especially neon. .all emo girls fancy pete wentz. (fact.) .when emos go to rock concerts they usually go for underground bands because that's Cool and very emo. .no emo kid is allowed to look the slightest bit excited, or even interested at all, at a rock concert. even if it's their favourite band and the music is awesome. .at concerts you may find large crowds of people just standing there looking stupid. they're emos. .emo clothes can come from anywhere although watch out: it is very emo for emo guys to find their clothes at the flea market. Emo girls shop with their emo boyfreinds' credit cards. .eyeliner. emos can't live without it. guys wearing eyeliner:leave this to billie-joe ... |
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| 4. | honeycutt | ||
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A honeycutt is some one, normally a girl who is actually a total bitch, but she's usually polite and sugarcoats everything so that it sounds like she's not. Often a very social person, very attractive and manipulative. Most of the time she will never be directly rude to someone, but will make them feel inferior by being "Fake nice". Although, this can be a bad or good thing for some girls - It would depend on the situations and people this approach is used with. Also, oftentimes the "honeycutt" won't consciously be thinking that they're treating people this way, it's just the way they are. Instead of telling someone to fuck off, she'll make it sound sweet as sugar so the other person would feel rude if they didn't do as they were asked - Likewise if she wants a favour from someone, and it will also almost sound like she's doing them a favour.
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| 5. | pokeslut | ||
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A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards* Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you " Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games" Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you" Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying" Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though" Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car" Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what" Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do " Pokeslut " alright big boy" *then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card* |
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| 6. | emo | ||
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Emo is a subculture that originated from goth, which itself originated from punk.
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Bluntly put, Emos are Goths on estrogen. The subculture revolves around self-deprecation, which is the result of serious depression. Most emos are 'posers' that do not actually have any mental conditions. The whole emo subculture has been a commercial creation since it's inception, with all emo bands and clothing made by corporations worth millions. This contrasts with the original mentalities behind punk, emos father of sorts. The attitude of emo also greatly contrasts with the gothic mentality, the direct father of emo. Emo music runs true to the emo spirit, with 'cry-baby' lyrics. The music is generally similar to the pop-punk movement of the 90's. Some diehard emos try to find some credibility with the subculture, ... |
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| 7. | sex | ||
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When two people really love each other, they try their hardest to make each other happy! “Hey, I’m Home” I say as I walk down to the kitchen of my apartment to my roommate Chris. His dark, slightly curly hair appears around the wall that separates the living room and the kitchen.
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“Welcome back. What did you get up too?” He asks and I see the rest of his head. His face is a lovely olive and his eyes a magnificent green. “Can’t I have an secrets?” I ask, as I am slightly ashamed of my whereabouts 30 minutes ago. “Come on Belle, I’m your best mate, it cant be that embarrassing, don’t you trust me any more?” He asks as he comes out of the living room looking impossibly handsome in a dark t-shirt and mid denim jeans. “Alright fine… I got a wax…” I say looking down at my skirt. I had hoped of keeping it a secret but as my best friend Chris knows I am not very good at keep secrets especially not from him! “Wow I never thought you would get one! That’s cool. Well can I have an exam?” He asks. I have secretly always had a thing for him but I decided it was best if we just kept being friends. Astonished by his request I took a step back and with an attempt to control my tone I asked: “why would you want to look at it and no you may not!” Secretly I wanted to show him, but that was out of the question. “Well you obviously got it done for someone and I merely want to check the quality of it. Is that a bad reason? Plus come on I’m your best friend.” He asked with a cute expression on his face which read ‘Trust me, you know you can!’ “No!” I say as I walk down t... |
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