DMV
Department of Motor Vehicles. The William Shakespeare of the worst place to wait in line for!!!!
I can't believe I had to wait in line for 2 hours to get a new fucking ID!!! I piss on the DMV's face!
by Soul_Driver August 16, 2009
DMV
District, Maryland and Virginia*. The area where everyone knows each other or at least follows them on ig (instagram). We hardly go to the national monuments, but always make fun of the tourists as we drive by. Transportation includes the Metro and Uber...food of choice is Chipotle and Chik-fil a. Some of us may of had the privilege to meet President Obama, but we all see him helicopter over our schools during recess. Everyone talks about how good their football or lacrosse team is but no one across the bridge understands why soccer is a spring sport in VA....we have our own slang and act like we are from the streets, but most of us live in the suburbs.

*northern Virginia
"Where are you from?"
"The DMV yo"
by rednuolf June 22, 2014
dmv
The DMV stands for the DC, Maryland and Virginia area. Although we are viewed as one collective culture we are very divided. Dc and pg are very similar apposed to the rest of Maryland. Dc being the realest (most hood) with pg playing catch up. Apart from pg most of Maryland is suburban. Gogo music is a city(dc) thang but many parts of Maryland fuck wit it too. VA stands alone completely different can't tel u bout them. Baltimore even though it is really a part of Maryland its not considered that by us its just bmore, we don't fuck with each other for some reason. From the D to the M to the V different niggas different hoods different ways of life and different slang and style. Any hood in dc could have different slang then the rest. We all think we got the best style and AINT NOBODY FUCKIN WIT US.almost every other nigga sell Pac if u sell Reggie you need to do better. The phrase"no love in my city" stands strong in dc because we only fuck with day 1s or A1s. Jacs backwoods carryout and mambo sauce. Fuk u mean
In the dmv
by citypointofview February 14, 2015
dmv
Possibly the worst department ever created/designed. U walk in and u wait for 7 hours just for them to direct u to another window to wait 8 hours. aka the worst place ive ever stepped into in my whole life.
Wife: Honey, how was the dmv?
Me: Great I only had to wait 5 hours instead of 15 this time!!!
Wife: Wow!!!!!! they must have been working really fast today
by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013
dmv
a term referring to the geographical area of DC, Maryland and Virginia, used by people who are from Maryland or Virginia and wish they were from DC.
That bamma ji lunchin', he just said he from the "DMV", moe!
by madball99 May 23, 2016
DMV
A contraction used on the internet that stands for "drain the main vein", the act of urinating.
Man, all those drinks are getting to me. BRB, gotta DMV.
by vagrant1 September 25, 2008
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