depussification

1) a process required to remove any for of bitch-assness, (mood swings, not daring, literally having a pussy, bitching out, crying, lack of cursing, unable to have sex, unable to obtain sex, lack of sexual activity, rejection of sexual activity, no pursuit of sexual activity, finishing high school without sexual activity, thinking of a girl for more than sexual activity) in males that don't properly develop into manhood. Usually involves multiple test and a series of beatings and abuse. Process may take up to several years.

Ryan was a virgin super bitch until he underwent depussification. Now his balls drag on the floor.

depussification by Nigga deeskee September 3, 2009

Slumpus dumpus 

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

Slumpus dumpus by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

dmsuse 

molez

dmsuse

dmsuse by Bush Cheney January 11, 2012

dumpus 

A muddy, boggy section of track or trail. Not of a watery consistency, but of a porridge or custard like consistency.

(While hiking or bush-walking)

"Ted, look out for that dumpus, I just put my foot right in it."

dumpus by karter16 January 21, 2012

dumpus 

Strong Sad's other name, given to him by Strong Bad.

dumpus by The Great X-wing Ace March 28, 2003

Depussed 

When one is sad about how little pussy he/she has gotten recently

John is rather depussed today. I guess Michele didn't let him hit it last night.

Depussed by Radi Barbaum September 2, 2016

Dip-Dampus 

the name given to an individual who dips chewing tobacco in excess amounts. (1-2 pounds daily). caution: name is not to be given to the casual dipper. although dipping is rather uncommon in most social classes, only a "dip-dampus" can dip to the point of gum deterioration.

-WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS NOT A SAFE ALTERNATIVE TO CIGARETTES

Dude, thats your sixteenth tin today. your definitely A dip-dampus!

Dip-Dampus by Mr. Dampus June 1, 2010