DJ
A talentless hack who simply plays cds/mp3s for parties. They think they are the shit and that they listen to the best music ever. The also have expensive turntables that serve no real purpose.
Ha, look at that DJ. What does he need those headphones for? He is just playing cds.
by DJ fuck ma nuts July 12, 2009
DJ
1. The act of screwing someone out of something that is rightfully owed to them

2. Sexual assault with the intent to rape committed by a heavily intoxicated person.
1. Dude! I paid for that drink, and you owe me! Don't DJ me!

2. Damn son, Mike got plastered last weekend and DJ-ed Susan! He was arrested and is now serving a 5 year sentence in San Quentin.
by Irish Spring April 27, 2008
dj
girl version of masturbating
I was doing the dj while watching the hot guy next door take a shower
by Caroline Zorthian January 27, 2008
DJ
A Fat Black/White person who is confused as to what race he will choose
DJ just pick a race already
by Jose the illegal immegrant February 25, 2010
dj
someone who always has to have the sarcastic and awkwardly annoying comments in every situation, and always has to have the last word. While at a party he is the creepy kid trying to flirt with the ugly girls hot best friend, when that fails he attempts to slip aqua dots (or another form of date rape drug) into the girl's drink, but is later caught and jumped in a dark alley by the douchebag boyfriend.
Yo check out that fucking dj over there, how did he get in?
by the one true BO$$ January 13, 2010
Dj
The most amazing guy in the world and best boyfriend you'll ever have. He kisses you on the forehead and whispers how much he loves you under new york lights. Just being with him is amazing, waking up next to him is downright bonerific. Once you realize how perfect he is you'll never want to let him go.

He loves music, cars, snowboarding and pigs. He's weird and ridiculous, theres never a boring second with him. Just being in his arms can make your whole day 10 times better. he has the sweetest smile and always does everything right. I love him with all my heart and you should too :)
Dj is the love of my life, i dont know what i would do without him
by itsjustme27 December 24, 2010
An acronym that stands for "Dick Jocky". Which basically means someone that rides dicks as if they were riding a horse.
Whats crakin D.J.? You seem to be a latent homosexual. Why do you always stare at that handsome looking man standing over there?
by lets let fags marry eachother April 18, 2010

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