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Horribly bad poker player.

Uttered by Daniel Negreanu while playing online (heads up) against 'DreamClown'
Dreamclown: Rag doll
KidPoker: Dizzonk
...
KidPoker: You are horrible. I'm going to teach my wife to play save me time
by FCP December 30, 2005

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